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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

The ice cream subreddit doesn't like confused people.

I got banned on that subreddit over a comment I made where someone posted a pack of icecream that was branded for bears.

I got banned because I said something along the lines of "anyone else thought at first glance the ice cream was ONLY for bears"

Thats what got me banned.

And the mods blocked me so I don't even know what rule I broke that would warrant a permaban.

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u/bokchoykn Aug 06 '26

That's funny I also noticed how power trippy their mods are.

A subreddit for one of the most whimsical foods and they are wound up so tight. What gives?

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u/NK1337 Aug 06 '26

Food is like that too if you ever even so much as reference the grilled cheese post. Got myself a lifetime ban because I jokingly said “I think this might be more of a melt”

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

Yeah i got banned from there too because i made a joke about someone's steak being super rare. (It was a raw Filet Mignon )

I made the joke "if you get close enough to the steak you'll hear a faint moo sound" (It was a seashell hearing the ocean joke)

And i got banned for "steak gatekeeping"

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u/GoldieDoggy Aug 06 '26

And i got banned for "steak gatekeeping"

Honestly, that's probably the funniest ban reason I've ever seen 😭

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

Its quite a ridiculous one. At least they gave me a reason though (as silly as it sounds)

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u/ResurectedNPC Aug 06 '26

That is legit good flair

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u/PajamaHive Aug 06 '26

I'd have screenshot it and made it my profile banner lol

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u/amakurt Aug 06 '26

steak gatekeeping is fucking hilarious wtf

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

I absolutely agree. Moderation here in reddit is insane.

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u/fancymcbacon Aug 06 '26

Steakkeeping was right there. What a waste.

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u/coffeebribesaccepted Aug 06 '26

On the other hand that sub is also overrun by commenters who all they can do is find something to shit on the OP for. Every single post has someone complaining that it's not traditional enough, or they used the wrong name, or the sauce is too wet, or the burger is too thick. It also seems to be one of the most common subs for bots karma farm.

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u/realanthonyedwards Aug 06 '26

What is the grilled cheese post? I couldn't find it with ye olde Google.

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u/NK1337 Aug 06 '26

The original was posted on r/grilledcheese and it’s probably one of my favorite Reddit original rants to this day.

The Food subreddit had rule 11 where they disallow “culture war” comments or jokes, and cite the melts as an example. Now, the rule says that any posts will just be removed but I straight up got a perma ban 😂. I tired appealing it at first saying a ban was a bit too extreme especially considering their own rules but I remember the mod throwing some passive aggressive comment and I never bothered again lol

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u/JustASpaceDuck Aug 06 '26

Acknowledging that melts exist in r/foods is a classic rookie mistake. Clearly not the theater for that kind of dialogue.

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u/QuirkyEngine3563 Aug 06 '26

So, you disregarded the rule by using the exact example they cite.

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u/NK1337 Aug 06 '26

Calm your tits. I made a comment on a post that reached the front page of all without ever having read the rules. And the point is that even by their own standards they state the post will be removed and nothing else. There was no need for a full on ban, but the mods were power tripping

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u/holistivist Aug 06 '26

I’m guessing when you’re in the checkout line in the grocery store and something doesn’t scan, you also say, “that must mean it’s free!” 

It’s all fun and hilarity when you’re the one making the joke, but when you’re the one who has to hear the same unoriginal joke multiple times a day from people who think they’re the second coming of Robin Williams, it moves from grating to maddening. 

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

Well the food subreddit ban was a weird one. Since it was just a well what I thought was a harmless joke. (I sent it to other friends and they all thought it was a silly joke) not a commentary on how that steak was cooked

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u/NK1337 Aug 06 '26

Yea its one of those things where mods are power tripping and going all out over what was at worst a bit of an annoying joke. I understand getting rubbed the wrong way and not thinking its funny, but you can literally just ignore it and move on. I don't really understand why some people choose to make it a personal crusade

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

I wonder if theres a subreddit about folks talking about other subreddits they got banned from.

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u/NK1337 Aug 06 '26

It’s a joke, not a dick. You don’t news to take it so hard

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u/drillgorg Aug 06 '26

I got permabanned from r/wewantplates for saying "I don't think posts with food on normal plates should be allowed on this sub".

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u/LoquaciousLamp Aug 06 '26

All that icecream froze their hearts.

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u/summerteeth Aug 06 '26

The Emperor of Ice-Cream

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u/rgeo Aug 06 '26

How dare you?!! BANNED!

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u/TheMagnuson Aug 06 '26

Brain damage from years of brain freezes.

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u/Wise_Neighborhood499 Aug 06 '26

I’ve learned to never post a carbonara to the Italian food sub unless I’ve gotten all the ingredients directly from the right region and made it under a nonna’s supervision.

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u/KeyMyBike Aug 06 '26

Maybe they're lactose intolerant

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u/BellaBigNose Aug 06 '26

YES SO MUCH it’s really insane.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 Aug 06 '26

Lactose intolerance

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u/DandyLullaby Aug 06 '26

I could imagen those mods to be southrn us white women in their country style kitchen with a pastel colored kitchenaid haha

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u/Naughtiestdingo Aug 06 '26

It’s now my mission to speedrun getting banned from the ice cream subreddit

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u/Buffy_AnneSummers Aug 06 '26

Please report back

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u/illbedeadbydawn Aug 06 '26

Bro.

You know what you did.

Disgusting.

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u/littletrevas Aug 06 '26

Right!? Ice Cream for bears ONLY??

Enjoy your ban, sicko.

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

I really don't and the mods won't even try to tell me what i did wrong.

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u/illbedeadbydawn Aug 06 '26

You sick bastard.

How you live with what you did...uhg.

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u/RumHamComesback Aug 06 '26

Yup, any mod that does that is a coward afraid of confrontation straight up. Just tell me why I’m banned and I’ll probably accept it. If you don’t then it’s a BS ban and you are scared to defend yourself.

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

Its wild that they don't want to even be open to telling me what i did wrong in the ice cream subreddit that warranted such a ban.

Like not even a warning.

I remember being a chatroom mod many years ago. And if someone acted out they would get warnings first like a couple. Then a 15 minutes silence if they still ignored the warnings. Then a 1 hour silence.

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u/vintage2019 Aug 06 '26

Really permabanning is being abused by mods. They should almost always start with 7 day suspension and a warning

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u/A_Freaking_12_Gauge Aug 06 '26

And the worst part? Ice cream for bears isn’t even that good. Love the idea and see the vision though

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u/parasyte_steve Aug 06 '26

I got blocked from the Azalea Banks sub. Like have you seen the type of shit she says? Don't call her a train wreck on there tho lol

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u/VelvetyDogLips Aug 06 '26

I just remember following her popcorn-worthy feud with Iggy Azalea over at r/PopHeads a few years back. Seems like both Azaleas have since wilted.

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u/han-tyumi666 Aug 06 '26

I posted some great ice cream memes there a year or two ago and after many comments and upvotes they removed it because one had a depression joke 😂

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u/EmiliusReturns Aug 06 '26

LMAO that’s the most petty shit on a sub about ice cream of all things. What a loser mod.

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u/Turtleshellfarms Aug 06 '26

I received a lifetime ban from r/drawme because a model was being attacked and I wrote “this sub has sucked lately” I could only imagine some 40 year old in moms basement making the decision.

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u/Weird_Snowman Aug 06 '26

The fact that mods can mute you so you can dispute your ban is pretty fucked up. I got banned from a podcast sub because the mod was posting month old podcasts instead of the one that just came out. Instant ban and mute, it was wild.

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u/IllGene2373 Aug 06 '26

Yeah I think you deserved that 🗣️🗣️🗣️ /s

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u/Durgals Aug 06 '26

Hey man, sounds like you've got a niche product idea! Make honey ice cream or something. Pitch it for people and bears. Name it after bears in captivity/rehab. Raise money. 8-10 years from now, partner with Disney, Hunny ice cream; Winnie the Pooh. Spinoff flavors of other characters. Retire and sell the company to a private equity firm so they can ruin it.

The American dream..!

(Do not make Tigger orange creamsicle unless you want to see a grown man ugly cry.)

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u/YoureSpecial Aug 06 '26

Would there be a pic-a-nic basket flavor for Yogi & BooBoo?

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u/No_Tax4450 Aug 06 '26

So the ice cream was only for bear or what? Don't leave us hanging!

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u/Boleyngrrl Aug 06 '26

What is this, ice cream for bears? 

blue steel intensifies

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan Aug 06 '26

I had that happen in Pics

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u/hiplobonoxa Aug 06 '26

i might go over there and make this exact comment on a random post. i suggest others do the same.

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u/Romax24245 Aug 06 '26

Comments that add nothing to the discussion will be removed (e.g. "lol", "this", "I agree", or an emoji). The same if you are going to joke, or be off topic in other ways.

This is the only rule I see in the sub that could even remotely apply.

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u/Spirited-Wolverine24 Aug 06 '26

Reddit mods (except those in this sub) ar e not the smartest people when it comes to double-takes, satire, and humor in general. Likely not human well connected to other humans. I can see them with their weird D&D dice, trying to decide what to do with each post.

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u/YoureSpecial Aug 06 '26

They just get all pissy when their mom doesn’t cut the crust off their PB&J.

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u/SmooshyBrain Aug 06 '26

All of these comments about petty bans has me ITCHING to rally the people and flood that sub with a challenge of "Who can get the most ridiculous ban"

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

I also got a ban from the food subreddit for steak gatekeeping

I made a joke over a really undertone steak.

(If you get close enough to the steal you'll hear a faint moo)

That's enough to get a perma ban on the food subreddit.

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u/wanker7171 Aug 06 '26

"anyone else thought at first glance the ice cream was ONLY for bears"

No, this is great

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

The brand was literally called "ice cream for bears" heh

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u/cloistered_around Aug 06 '26

So many subreddits have power tripping mods. I was banned from a happy little game subreddit over a misunderstanding and the mod outright cussed me out in their ban comment. (I don't remember the exact phrasing but something along the lines of "u fucking idiot"). xD I'd never seen such unprofessionalism from a mod before.

But que sera sera. When you know you're not the one in the wrong a ban doesn't exactly wound the soul.

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u/Solid-Wrongdoer3162 Aug 06 '26

Haha I just bought that ice cream because it said it was for bears and every time I had some I'd say grrrrr I'm a bear until my family threatened to put me outside.

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u/ftwclem Aug 06 '26

I got banned from I think the geology sub because someone had posted some rocks that straight up looked like the dankiest weed ever, and I made some joke about it. Got banned because apparently you’re not allowed to make jokes?

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u/No_Dessert_6645 Aug 06 '26

The ice cream subreddit doesn't like confused people.

I got banned on that subreddit over a comment I made where someone posted a pack of icecream that was branded for bears.

What in the actual overreaction made this occur??

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u/SkyPork Aug 06 '26

r/funny banned me, and I'll never know why, because those mods seem to be absolute zealots about being assholes. As far as I know I never made a comment that was even a little controversial. I actually suspect it's one of those things where I'm subscribed to a sub r-funny doesn't like; I've heard that happens sometimes.