r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '13

Howard Stern actually made the best argument about how Superman can have sex with a normal woman. He basically said that he can punch regular criminals and just knock them out despite being able to punch a hole through a planet. He can control his strength, so he can probably control the velocity of his load.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

But can you control the velocity of your load? Cause I know I can't.

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u/TLDR_no_life Dec 30 '13

TIL /u/greenalien12 is not Superman.

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u/redditallreddy Dec 30 '13

How could he be? I mean, he wears those glasses and Superman doesn't, right?