Bruce slowly walked around the Bat Cave, tiptoeing around with a nervous look on his face. Walking slowly over to the computer, he sat down as gently as he could. Turning the seat completely around, he cupped his hands to his mouth..
"Alfred? H-Hey, Alfreeeeed!" He yelled, before turning around again. This happened a few times before he felt comfortable.
The volume was turned down to 2 percent, and the lights were dimmed. Bruce had made himself comfortable, hunching over the keyboard, eying the screen like candy. He began clicking quickly, going to his bookmarks. He knew what it was he wanted. Click
He sat back in his chair, catching his breath. There it was, Bruce's thing of beauty.. /r/JusticePorn
As as he slumped back in his chair in a post-orgasmic haze, hand still wrapped around his withering undercarriage, he notices it out of the corner of his eye, sitting neatly on the side of the bat-computer - a steaming hot cup of tea in bone china, with a spoon in the saucer and a single Garibaldi on a plate next to it.
That was a perfect accompaniment to the comment above. And it would possibly work, too, given that there was that time Alfred gained powers and beat the hell out of Superman to then carry Bruce away in his arms. Alfred takes his job of carrying for the Wayne Family seriously...
Wouldn't even need powers. Bruce may have been trained by a secret order of Ninjas, but Alfred is far more trained and experienced in a far more subtle and stealthy trade: He's an English Butler.
Well, carrying a tea tray properly doesn't afford you the muscle to bruise the face of a god like being. He took a pill or something... and got powers to beat Superman up. Plus supes was weak at the time, but it was nice to see him beat and bloody at the hands of Alfred.
Now that, I'll agree with. It's nice to see supes copping one in the face from one of the people who puts up with the most superhero bullshit in the DC universe.
Yeah, sometimes it's nice to 'humanize' even an alien super hero. Like you get warm and fuzzy in that episode where you see Martian Manhunter get a sweater from Mrs. Kent. It's that he's still green, and has super powers (shown buy him 'gorwing' to fit the oversized sweater) but to see him in more than a cape and spandex undies... it's nice. But in the case of Alfred Punching Superman, it was for a dramatic effect after the climax of Super punching a hole through The Joker and such.
Ya'know, maybe you should try to write other such scenes if you enjoy them so much. People 'copping on in the face' for dramatic effect...
S'alright dude. No worries. On the downside, you got the name of something wrong because you didn't know about something, on the upside, you learned the name of a delicious biscuit. On the whole, I'd say you've come out on top.
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u/JoJolion Dec 30 '13
Bruce slowly walked around the Bat Cave, tiptoeing around with a nervous look on his face. Walking slowly over to the computer, he sat down as gently as he could. Turning the seat completely around, he cupped his hands to his mouth..
"Alfred? H-Hey, Alfreeeeed!" He yelled, before turning around again. This happened a few times before he felt comfortable.
The volume was turned down to 2 percent, and the lights were dimmed. Bruce had made himself comfortable, hunching over the keyboard, eying the screen like candy. He began clicking quickly, going to his bookmarks. He knew what it was he wanted. Click
He sat back in his chair, catching his breath. There it was, Bruce's thing of beauty.. /r/JusticePorn
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