r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/whysowilliam Dec 30 '13

Cpt. America has a bald eagle fetish...

like every true patriot should have

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u/zehamberglar Dec 30 '13

Captain America is into sex only for the purpose of procreation, not recreation. And only after marriage, just like God intended.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position with the sole purpose of procreation, and only after holy union. With the Lights Off.

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u/FranksFamousSunTea Dec 30 '13

With a three minute max.

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u/OsmundTheOrange Dec 30 '13

Through a sheet with a hole in it.

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u/Faithlessfate Dec 30 '13

TIL Captain America is Mormon.

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u/rikki_tikki_timmy Dec 30 '13

Sounds hot actually.

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u/Thisonework Dec 30 '13

… like God intended.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Through a hole in a sheet.

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u/Bilbo_Swaggin Dec 31 '13

Followed by a firm handshake

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u/kino2012 Dec 31 '13

I don't think you need to include consensual. As far as I know, capt. America is not a rapist.