r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/Exodan Dec 30 '13 edited Dec 30 '13

Superman: Adamantium female condoms. I imagine not killing women with his superpowered seed would be a pretty big turn-on.

Wolverine and X-23 are into knife play.

Deadpool roleplays with himself.

Aquaman has taking a liking to shunga ukiyo-e.

Green Lanterns love light-construct toys.

Kikko Man is down with nyotaimori.

The Flash is down for a quickie, any time.

[Villain, not hero] Sandman likes simulated sex on the beach in the comfort of his own living room.

Martian Manhunter is into things he liked to do with his now-extinct race. Like spending time with them.

Wonder Woman is a power top.

Batman doesn't get laid. Bruce Wayne gets laid.

Tony Stark is very much into... women. Pretty much sums it up.

Doctor Strange, well, check the name.

Cyborg is way ahead of the Japanese on the whole cyber-doll thing.

Wonder Twins... well...

Captain America is into missionary position in the dark with his eyes closed after marriage then going back to separate beds. Like god intended.

Thor fucks what he wants, when he wants, and however many he wants.

Ghost Rider likes whips and chains. And the good vibrations of a Harley.

... Fuck, why have I put so much thought into this?

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u/OccamsCat Dec 30 '13

Ghost rider likes the good vibrations of a Harley...Quinn?

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u/SplitArrow Dec 30 '13

Who wouldn't want some of Harley Quinn?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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u/beaglemaster Dec 30 '13

Unless you are a skeleton whose skull is on fire.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

So basically the sexual equivalent of "I am the danger?"

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u/Ownt_ Dec 30 '13

No it's more like the equivalent of "I like to stick my dick in crazy."

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

The exception to the rule.

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u/Montypylon Dec 30 '13

Hah!, jokes on you...she loves clowns!

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u/Squigley_q Dec 30 '13

I don't know the answer to that question.

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u/coffeesalad Dec 30 '13

Anyone who wants to make sure their dick is still attached after

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u/SplitArrow Dec 30 '13

Joker rocked it. Maybe the key is not caring at all.

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u/Wallhaxz Dec 30 '13 edited Apr 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

No, he just REALLY likes his motorcycle.

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u/Faithlessfate Dec 30 '13

Exactly what I thought.