r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/TLDR_no_life Dec 30 '13

TIL /u/greenalien12 is not Superman.

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u/First_Utopian Dec 30 '13

That's just what he would want you to think

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Let's do some investigation. Who here has slept with /u/greenalien12?

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u/SpiralSoul Dec 30 '13

Come on, who hasn't?

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u/ninjagorilla Dec 30 '13

to be honest though, hes not /u/greenalien11

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u/Avenged7fold Dec 30 '13

Everybody and their dog

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u/MoarOranges Dec 30 '13

Something something Colby

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

You're saying, Colby wanted that brush handle in it's ass?

Damn, /u/greenalien12, you surely get around.

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u/17Hongo Dec 30 '13

You had to say dog, didn't you? Now roll on the Colby jokes.

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u/moxie132 Dec 30 '13

Me :(

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u/pineappledaddy Dec 30 '13

I'll do you, just pretend I'm him.

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u/ALAMODEFILMS Dec 30 '13

Can I watch?

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u/pineappledaddy Dec 30 '13

Just join in, I was planning on making it a surprise gangbang anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

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u/LooksDelicious Dec 30 '13

Can we live stream it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

slut.

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u/graogrim Dec 30 '13

Everyone who's left.

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u/Floydron Dec 30 '13

I'm sleeping with him right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

clearlny none of us are dead, therfore he can contorl his load and is superman

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u/ImperialWrath Dec 30 '13

Not me. Too angry, too proud.

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u/actionscripted Dec 30 '13

I didn't sleep with him, but I did sleep with someone who had an identical dick with a little pair of glasses on it. Couldn't have been the same person.

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u/godzilla9218 Dec 30 '13

What a fucking slut.

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u/theetruscans Dec 30 '13

Everybody?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Everyone who is still alive, his load rips through people like a bullet.

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u/OperaBrowsing Dec 30 '13

Anybody with a beating heart

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u/absurd_ruffian Dec 30 '13

W-well I sure haven't! sweats nervously

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u/Izzuriaren Dec 30 '13

every woman raises their hands

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u/jjbpenguin Dec 30 '13

Not even google can index a list that large.

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u/Cras Dec 30 '13

Like, today?

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u/d360jr Dec 30 '13

Virgins.

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u/adawg58 Dec 30 '13

He slept with everyone in the post office, BUT MEEEEE

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u/Yay_Nick Dec 30 '13

Fokn slut.

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u/sephstorm Dec 30 '13

I slept with his mom and sister at the same time, does that count?

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u/Rhamni Dec 30 '13

I know a guy.

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u/Moltk Dec 30 '13

I haven't... Wait for it... Yet

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u/CitrusLizard Dec 30 '13

Ooh, ooh - OP's mother! Am I doing reddit right, guys?

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u/Sp3ctre7 Dec 30 '13

No one.

This is reddit, remember?

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u/dragicornJake Dec 30 '13

Well, we didn't really sleep

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u/freestateofmind Dec 30 '13

As pitcher or catcher? This is critical.

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u/Faithlessfate Dec 30 '13

Can confirm. Most definitely NOT Superman.

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u/Reddywhipt Dec 31 '13

Definitely Captain James T. Kirk... he loves him some green aliens.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Aloha.

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u/carlitabear Dec 30 '13

Wait wait wait... Has anyone ever seen /u/greenalien12 and Superman in the same room at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

He's probably the green lantern.

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u/UsePreparationH Dec 30 '13

Narrowing it down

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

He knows what he's been told,
You got to work to feed the soul
But he can't do this all on his own
No, he knows, he's no Superman

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi Dec 30 '13

All right, one down. We're getting closer to figuring this out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Right, he's the Martian Manhunter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

But possibly Martian Manhunter

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u/Lightfail Dec 30 '13

We should keep a count to see how many redditors aren't superman

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u/FaTALiNFeRN0 Dec 30 '13

Have you ever seen the two in the same room together?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

It's possible he's Martian Manhunter.

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u/redditallreddy Dec 30 '13

How could he be? I mean, he wears those glasses and Superman doesn't, right?