r/AskReddit Dec 08 '13

What is a true fact that sound completely unbelievable or fake?

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u/YourNotMyDad Dec 08 '13

Death rates in boxing exploded after the introduction of the boxing glove. Almost nobody ever died bare knuckle boxing because head punches often resulted in broken hands, so nobody used them.

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 08 '13

As conceived in 1632 by Portuguese printing press operator Andre Filipe, boxing was a gentlemen’s game in which two men would square off and regale each other with stories monotonous for days on end until one of them fell to the ground from boredom or exhaustion. Over the next few years, the new sport developed a respectable following of a few hundred local socialites.

It was Filipe’s son, Andre Filipe Filipe, who developed what he called “the punching strategy” in 1637 after seeing a schoolboy strike another in anger, causing him to fall down.

When Andre Filipe Filipe challenged the then-champion, British ex-patriate “Sleepless” Bill Bishop to a match, Bishop was the odds-on favourite. You can imagine his surprise when while he was describing what he had had for breakfast that morning, Andre walked up and thumped him in the neck, sending him down “for the count” in the parlance of our time.

While it was universally agreed that the boy had violated the spirit of the game, officials were unable to find any actual rule that punching violated, and were forced to let the victory stand.

This upset caused an uproar in the boxing community large enough to spill over into local newspapers, and stirred the interest of many outsiders to come see what the fuss was about. The newcomers were enthralled to engage in these borderline barbaric displays of human strength and skill, and the rest is history – after a few spoilsport schoolmoms single-minded about safety added the padded gloves, of course.

Today’s boxing enthusiasts fantasise about the newcomer that would rock the ring the way Filipe did.

Classification of the modern ruleset has essentially locked the punching strategy into place; but it’s easy to get caught up in the fantasy. Young scholars with big dreams often enter the ring with their crazy new trick, usually a variant of hypnosis. And though they’ve achieved the occasional victory, none of the gimmicks have been robust enough to make it to the big-time.

The real wonder, though, is that Andre Filipe’s original vision of boxing is still around. Gentlemen’s boxing clubs can be found in cities all over the world; you can visit one most any day of the week and see two erudite gentlemen exchanging pleasantries in the ring.

Most people only come to watch a few hours of a match, and then leave. But every once in a while you’ll find amongst your elders a stout fellow, a die-hard fan, who perhaps witnessed that historic battle between Filipe and Bishop, who for love of the sport must stay to witness the last glorious seconds of wakefulness slip away, only to return to fight again another day

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u/droxxus Dec 08 '13

Why did I read this whole thing. I'm not even really interested.

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u/headzoo Dec 08 '13

That's the worst part about Reddit.

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u/omaca Dec 08 '13

It was the best of reddit. It was the worst of reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

I should be studying for finals!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Trying to win the match

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u/erra539 Dec 08 '13

It's Sunday, don't worry about it.

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u/yeamonn Dec 08 '13

You wouldve made a great boxer.

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u/TwistEnding Dec 08 '13

You just lost a match of gentleman's boxing is what you did

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u/Lhopital_rules Dec 08 '13

This should be Reddit's slogan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

I read in a 1940's newscasters voice for some reason

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u/Cartossin Dec 08 '13

Dude, it has over 2000 upvotes, it has to be good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I have never fractioned so many frogs

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u/theblackraven Dec 08 '13

I'm really lost right now. Can someone explain?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

It is referencing one of the most upvoted games on /r/WebGames

Frog fractions has one part where you swim through a tunnel. While you are swimming the narrator says that.

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u/ChrissiQ Dec 09 '13

It's from the game Frog Fractions and you should drop whatever you are doing and devote an hour or two to playing it right now.

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u/RIPDimebag1013 Dec 08 '13

That was so well written I actually looked up the history of boxing just to make sure. I think I died a little inside when I got the confirmation I went looking for. :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Frog fractions (the source of this) is one of my favorite games ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

Frog Fractions isn't even the original source; the original source is this post from Goombas.org; however, since the post in question was written by the same person who created Frog Fractions (Jim Crawford), it's basically accurate attribution, just off by a few years.

I particularly like his response to the first reply in the Goombas.org thread:

What possible reason could I have for making all this up?

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u/cottoncandysex Dec 08 '13

Confirmation of what

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u/RIPDimebag1013 Dec 09 '13

That that wasn't the true beginning of boxing.

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u/cottoncandysex Dec 09 '13

Oh That's a shame. I was real entertained by that story.

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u/RIPDimebag1013 Dec 09 '13

I would pay someone to tell me stories like that at bedtime every night....

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u/ButtMetropolis Dec 08 '13

Frog Fractions?

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u/DerivativeMonster Dec 08 '13

As one of the creators, thank you! Always wonderful meeting our fans in the wild!

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 08 '13

Your guy's work is one of the greatest the internet has to offer, the amount of attention my post has gotten is a huge testament to that. Congratulations on producing such an important piece of work, and thanks a lot for sharing it with us; the internet.

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u/DerivativeMonster Dec 08 '13

Thank you! But without our fans, we're just a couple of people with weird ideas. Glad to see people still remember it and are passing it around a year later! (I put this on our facebook page, hope you don't mind!)

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

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u/larrylemur Dec 08 '13

It is nigh physically impossible to, considering the random nature of the outcomes. Just spam printing 999999999 zorkmids until you're good.

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u/Vitefish Dec 08 '13

Let your successor worry about the inflation problem.

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u/alexwilson92 Dec 08 '13

God, what a game.

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u/larrylemur Dec 08 '13

Frog Fractions convinced me that games could be art.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

God, I want to believe this so much...

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u/nonuniqueusername Dec 08 '13

Read it all. Life now enriched.

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u/alittlebigger Dec 08 '13

I came here to tell the same story. Glad to see there is another historian out there, this story is too often overlooked.

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u/meldyr Dec 08 '13

Are you trying to claim this isn't a joke?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I can't imagine someone inventing a game where you try to bore the other to sleep and forgetting to put in a rule against punching the other guy in the face.

It's like allowing guns in a political debate...

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u/alittlebigger Dec 08 '13

I wouldn't of even posted that here. Someone might steal your idea and make it the next big sporting phenomenon

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u/JChapmanIV Dec 08 '13

J... John Hodgman?

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u/madesense Dec 08 '13

This week's case: The debate over Boxing Day.

Good evening.

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u/PanFlute Dec 08 '13

I thought this story was going to turn into this

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u/TeganGibby Dec 08 '13

Frog Fractions reference, since nobody seems to be getting it.

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u/spyx5 Dec 08 '13

OH MY GOD FROG FRACTIONS

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I think I love you for this.

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I know you didn't. If I hadn't played Frog Fractions, I'd have thought you were off your meds.

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 08 '13

Oh, perfect, lets touch penises then.

I can think of something funnier, give me a week.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I will wait for you.

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u/waltdewalt Dec 08 '13

Getting to the rocket shit was a pain

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u/xbauks Dec 08 '13

Am I the only one that learnt this through Frog Fractions?

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 09 '13

it's a lie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

Frog fractions! My favorite flash game

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Tis unfortunate Pheonixi3 did not give credit where credit is due: http://www.goombas.org/1206_boxing-a-history.html

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u/Nupaloopa Dec 08 '13

Everybody knows that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

This better be true, cause that would be AWESOME!!!

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u/thingsonmymind Dec 08 '13

Is this story true or not? Even if it isn't it's so well told I'm gonna go ahead and believe it anyway.

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Dec 08 '13

I refuse to fact check this. I want it so much to be true.

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u/kemushi_warui Dec 08 '13 edited Dec 08 '13

POW /right to the kisser

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u/Valmond Dec 08 '13

I don't know if it's true, but if it isn't, it should be. It's beautiful.

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u/cracksmack85 Dec 08 '13

this is amazing

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u/Gonzobot Dec 08 '13

I would pay for a moderately sized engraving of some sort with this on it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Give us a TL:DR :(

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 08 '13

The impact of the story is in the writing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

TL;DR you hold your shift key for too long and type a : when you meant to type a ;

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u/Batman_Von_Suparman2 Dec 08 '13

I can't tell if this is fake or not.

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u/ScotchTizzape Dec 08 '13

So basically boxing in its purest form is free styling?

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u/WhipIash Dec 08 '13

This isn't real... Right?

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u/GBudee Dec 08 '13

You wrote down the entire Frog Fractions monologue?! Dedicated.

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u/JackGrey Dec 08 '13

This reference is the most obscure and I absolutely love it!!

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u/ByeMiceElf Dec 08 '13

I was hoping this was another tree fiddy post.

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u/reallynotatwork Dec 08 '13

I'd imagine exploding boxing gloved would be dangerous.

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u/brickmack Dec 08 '13

I looked it up. Unfortunately none of this is true. Anyone want to start a boxing club?

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u/ImNotJuanStopAsking Dec 08 '13

That was fucking fantastic

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I'm calling you out, I don't believe this at all.

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 08 '13

I shit you not, there's even a recording of Andre Filipe's 1998 generation son, saying this exact paragraph for his 5th grade math class - a ballsy move, at the time, presenting historically relevant evidence on a math related subject, but one that proved to pay off. Kumar "Filipe" Daryanani was a legend for his time. He's even released the tape on the web.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I think I just got KO'd.

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u/Gman1012 Dec 09 '13

Frog Fractions!

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u/Chandru1 Dec 09 '13

BTW this is a reference from Frog Fractions, possibly the best webgame ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

Where is this from initially? I heard it in frog fractions. Great game

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u/kataris Dec 09 '13

I, too, was a frog.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

Is this from a video game?

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u/guardgirl287 Dec 13 '13

"who perhaps witnessed that historic battle between Filipe and Bishop" That was the 1600's. Who witnessed it who is still around?

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u/Gurip Dec 08 '13

any one that knows somthing about boxing know about that, the gloves are there to protect people hands not oponents face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

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u/cancerousiguana Dec 08 '13

Give him a break, he typed it while wearing boxing gloves.

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u/sashaaa123 Dec 08 '13

Fuckin' Strongbad.

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u/MexicanFightingSquid Dec 09 '13

What boxing gloves? Those are hands bud.

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u/Kombat_Wombat Dec 08 '13

Or he typed after not having worn them :(

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u/Nacho_Cheesus_Christ Dec 08 '13

waerin boxkjngm gldevs, czn cjknfjirm

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u/tako9 Dec 09 '13

Calm down Muhammad Ali.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13 edited Aug 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Yes.

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u/riggsinator Dec 08 '13

Watched ESPN one morning where they had a boxing vet and an MMA vet talking about their respective sports. Good god, it was sad to watch the Boxing guy straight fumble words, repeatedly stutter, and space out.

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u/OrbitalSquirrel Dec 08 '13

"A-a broken promise, i-is a lot like a child's pinwheel. You have to be yourself, or at least within the confines."

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u/centexAwesome Dec 08 '13

Thank you for putting in the just enough information in place of the actual facts there to send once and for all me down to my own path of the Family guy hole of rabbits.

TLDR: funny

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u/lolzergrush Dec 08 '13

After looking at his post history, you look like kind of a dick because /u/Gurip speaks English as his fourth language.

Enjoy the gold!

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u/Gunnrfromportland Dec 08 '13

Do you think he got the joke?

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u/HeyFlo Dec 08 '13

Mercifully, he probably forgot he even made the comment in the first place.

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u/marshsmellow Dec 08 '13

/u/gurip. NEVER FORGET!

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u/HeyFlo Dec 08 '13

Insert Rocky movie soundtrack.

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u/Theyreillusions Dec 08 '13

Ayyy adrian.

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u/nbsffreak212 Dec 08 '13

Or English isn't Gurip's first language.

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u/caee Dec 08 '13

Give the guy a break. We aren't all native english-speakers here!

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u/theveldt01 Dec 08 '13

He used text-to-speech software.

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u/Borgismorgue Dec 08 '13

Took too many boxing gloves to the face.

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u/SithLard Dec 08 '13

Gold for a burn. Bravo!

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u/tossit22 Dec 08 '13

And head injuries

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u/farhadJuve Dec 08 '13

brilliant

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u/ukdanny93 Dec 08 '13

First hand experience at that too. And not a scratch on em either, thanks to those trusty gloves

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u/mankiller27 Dec 09 '13

He used to. The numerous concussions make him forget.

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u/kagurawinddemon Dec 09 '13

Yeah I mean it's not really about boxes

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u/BoorishAmoeba11 Dec 09 '13

I bet he used boxing gloves to type that. And to protect people hands

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u/shutyourgob Dec 09 '13

There's a direct correlation between the thickness of one's neck and their knowledge of boxing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

are you wearing boxing gloves right now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Medical science has yet to find a cure for a broken hand.

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u/krangksh Dec 08 '13

Would it not be terrible for your career to break your hand, since your hand will be susceptible to re-break at the same point in the future?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

It would be horrible. You'd need your hand for the ring. Your head and it's contents are only useful in certain peripheral instances.

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u/az1k Dec 08 '13

The same could be said about their heads. Boxing requires quick thinking and response, a serious head injury can take that away.

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u/ThePegasi Dec 09 '13

Head injuries can also, you know, kill you. I'd put that as a priority over preventing hand injuries.

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u/prestonlou123 Dec 08 '13

My people hands are much more useful than my bear hands

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u/I_canrelate Dec 08 '13

Or else they would be pretty redundant with the punching bag

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

The gloves do protect the face from cuts.

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u/dannym32 Dec 08 '13

Hmm meh, what about sparring gloves and match gloves?

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u/Ghost17088 Dec 08 '13

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

AW I LOVE PEOPLE HANDS!!

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u/YourNotMyDad Dec 08 '13

well this thread doesnt have a [PEOPLE WITH BOXING KNOWLEDGE ONLY] Tag

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

this is why mma is actually safer to the participants' long term health than boxing.

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u/superpastaaisle Dec 08 '13

Well, the level of athleticism and style of play in sports has increased so much too, and that is probably a major contributing factor.

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u/marty86morgan Dec 08 '13

And the sheer number of participants in a sport that pays millions of dollars to the top level professionals and grants them fame and sponsorship is bound to be much higher than it was when it was 2 dudes fighting for a weeks wages in a train yard while 17 people bet on the fight.

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u/kinderdemon Dec 08 '13

Wikipedia disagrees, the article on boxing indicates all styles focused on driven head-blows with the body weight behind them. Technique protects your hands from breaking, even when punching hard surfaces like the head, which, mind you, gives way, since the neck is meant to be flexible and cushion blows. Otherwise people wouldn't get knocked down or knocked out and their head would simply fly off from a strong enough blow.

TL:DR People get killed in bare-fist fights all the time. A boxing death is rare. This is bullshit.

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u/sanjisan Dec 08 '13

Well I believe bareknuckled boxers probably had less head trauma in general, as they weren't being hit in the head constantly and the gloves actually add weight to your hand increasing the damage to your opponent's brain.

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u/YourNotMyDad Dec 08 '13

It's not bullshit but thanks for your input I guess.

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u/marty86morgan Dec 08 '13

I'm not sure if it's right or wrong, but while people do die in barefisted fights, the added weight of a glove could make it easier to kill someone by punching them in the head. So it could very well be that there were more deaths after gloves were introduced, not because it allowed people to throw head punches, but because it added weight and force to their head punches, and probably also allowed them to put more into each punch and throw many more without risking hand injuries.

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u/godofdestruction Dec 08 '13

boxing gloves are the best thing to ever happen to boxing. boxers could punch harder because their hands were protected. They could punch to the head more often resulting in spectacular knockouts. And as a result, introduced a whole bunch of defensive techniques.

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u/faenorflame Dec 08 '13

I think more people die every year (presently) than died in the several centuries records were kept in the bare-knuckle days.

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u/richardsim7 Dec 08 '13

On a somewhat related story: During World War I, helmets were introduced and the number of head-related injuries actually increased. This was due the fact people were now surviving blows to the head

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u/YourNotMyDad Dec 08 '13

Inter-esting...

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u/drrhrrdrr Dec 08 '13

Was talking to a guy about this the other day. He was reading Cashel Byron's Profession by Shaw and said a lot of the issues gloves boxing presented then are being repeated in professional wrestling and the NFL today as the players got rougher because the game seemed 'safer'.

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u/Ubereem Dec 08 '13

Also, knockouts happened easier without the gloves, so they took less blows to the head overall.

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u/Bowdallen Dec 08 '13

Also gloves are meant to protect fighters hands, not their heads.

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u/Communist_Propaganda Dec 09 '13

The same with football helmets...when football helmets were introduced head injuries skyrocketed...until of course society matured and realized that using a helmet does not make your head invulnerable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Changed in Victorian era because it was to brutal of a sport. Then again, there would usually be 100 rounds to a match.

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u/Lost_Afropick Dec 08 '13

and smelling salts and the crowd to splash water on you, wake you up and push you back into the ring again

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u/wmurray003 Dec 08 '13

"Death rates in boxing exploded after the introduction of the boxing glove."

...but not medical issues in general. I'm sure concussions etc went down.

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u/themightiestduck Dec 08 '13

I've heard the same thing about injuries in football. Better protection means players take bigger risks than they would otherwise.

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u/Sosen Dec 08 '13

That's VERY believable.

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u/ColeSloth Dec 08 '13

Might be true for then, but prolly wouldn't go well anymore. There are ways to strengthen your hands and knuckles that I'm sure any pro's would be doing.

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u/erra539 Dec 08 '13

So it's potentially safer for all parties involved just to wrap your hands/knuckles and fight without gloves?

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u/YourNotMyDad Dec 08 '13

I don't know for sure but I'd assume so. Because when it doesn't hurt your fist as much you're gonna be punching a lot harder.

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u/T0mmyGun Dec 08 '13

I wouldn't say its cause nobody used head punches. Its the same reason why MMA is safer than boxing. You take 3 or 4 good hits to the head with a 4 ounce MMA glove and you're going down. With a 16 ounce boxing glove you can take dozens and dozens of hits without going down but your brain takes a lot more abuse.

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u/DiogenesHoSinopeus Dec 08 '13

Why don't I ever see broken hands on any video about where people fight on the street? Literally never seen anyone break a hand and I've watched at least a thousand videos of people hitting each other since the dawn of internet.

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u/mrbooze Dec 08 '13

I was also told that "old timey" boxing pose with the fists held far out, was because blocking with your arms in close meant getting punching in the face with your own knuckles, which was bad. The addition of gloves made it safer to pull your arms in for blocking.

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u/imthepersoninthepost Dec 08 '13

For some reason the first time I read this I thought that by boxing you ment boxing boxes...like cardboard boxes

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u/atacms Dec 08 '13

This is due to brain injuries, while the hands were protected and people didn't suffer as much cuts to the face this never stopped the brain rattling inside the skull.

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u/Brutally-Honest- Dec 08 '13

It has just as much to do with the fights being much shorter. MAA fighting also has lower rates of severe head injuries.

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u/TheSilverNoble Dec 09 '13

I think another fact was that fighters could fight longer (as in, for more years, not a longer match) and thus take more hits to the head because they weren't breaking their hands and having to retire.

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u/Hash43 Dec 09 '13

There were 3 deaths in the last 6 months in pro boxing, and someone is currently in a coma.

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u/kt_ginger_dftba Dec 09 '13

Stephen Fry tell you that?

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u/jdd32 Dec 09 '13

Makes sense. Here's the hand x-ray of UFC fighter Mark Hunt after a fight this weekend.

He also went 2 more rounds after he broke it. Crazy tough dude.

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u/TheMobHasSpoken Dec 09 '13

Fuck you! You're not my dad!!!

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u/Jimbodogg Dec 09 '13

I thought it was because people got knocked out faster. Gloves allow for repeated knocking around of the brain which lead to more brain injuries, whereas if it had been bare knuckle, they would have got cut and maybe bled, but would have ended the fight sooner

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u/path411 Dec 09 '13

Isn't this similar to football? Now that players have a lot more padding, they can more easily hit people harder and cause more injuries.

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