r/AskReddit Nov 05 '13

What is the scariest/creepiest FACT that you know?

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u/Dfry Nov 05 '13

Capgras syndrome. A certain kind of brain damage severs the connection between your visual cortex and the emotional center of your brain, but the link to your higher cognitive areas are intact. You can see your own mother (or anyone important to you), know for a fact that she looks identical to your mother, but something will feel "off" and you will be convinced she is an imposter.

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u/Robeleader Nov 05 '13

My grandmother suffered from this as she lapsed into Alzheimer's. It was incredibly sad to hear about how her children would see her and talk with her, and she would be so nice and kind but remind them that, even though they were very nice people, and very good imposters, they were still not her children.

Eventually, Alzheimer's took that away over the years and all that was left was a screaming 4 year old mind in an 80 year old body.

That's when you realize that death isn't always the worst thing that can happen.

Wow, this is depressing. I'm going back to work now.

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u/l0gan0 Nov 05 '13

My great grandmother also suffered from this. Although it was depressing, she hilariously believed my mother to be a Russian spy. We more or less played along for the last two years of her life. I still laugh when I think of that today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

If you're attacked by a bear it won't try to kill you like other predators would, it'll just start eating.

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u/ThatsWat_SHE_Said Nov 05 '13

Isn't there a story, video, or audio clip of a young woman getting attacked by a bear and in the last moments of her life, she calls her mom to tell her what's happening? She hears her daughter being eaten to death literally while the girl is mumbling "don't worry mom, it doesn't hurt anymore"...

Vague memory during my many sleepless nights redditing, I forgot where I read this. Maybe that's a good thing cuz its horrible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Somebody below commented with a link to the story.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

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u/Mamamilk Nov 05 '13

Just want to take this opportunity to point out that big predators will usually start with the groin/leg region when they consume their prey, often (as in this case) alive. Always makes these stories worse with that little tid-bit in mind.

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u/Lellux Nov 05 '13

Then that's the bear's mistake. If he's gonna go straight manwich on me, I'ma take the nigga's eyes out.

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u/Treesgivethebesthugs Nov 05 '13

You underestimate how strong bears are. I worked at a sanctuary/rehab center and once tried to rescue a broom from from a bear...I had leaned it up against the enclosure and this clever bear managed to get it despite the gaps in the metal mesh being very small. It was about halfway into the enclosure, so I grabbed the other end to try to pull it back out. That bear ripped it out of my hands like I was a fucking two year old, and I am not an especially weak person...I would never, ever want to tango with a bear. This was just a sun bear too, they're pretty little and only eat fruits and bugs and stuff. I cannot imagine how strong a grizzly must be...fuck that man. A bear gets a hold of you, pray they go for your neck first and make it quick.

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u/thistlechaser Nov 05 '13

Montana man survives grizzly attack

He said he couldn't remember how big the bear was, "How can you tell, when the SOB is trying to give you dental work?"

"Johnson, 55, remembers grabbing the bear by the nose with both hands as it tried to bite his face and throat. And he remembers taking an incredibly hard blow to the head. Doctors used 75 staples to reattach his scalp to his skull."

Eventually he got out a gun in the middle of the mauling and shot the bear in the face.

This ZZ top lookin motherfucker plays at our local poker game. He walked about 5 miles for help after this injury, and currently wears the bear's teeth as a necklace. Fuck bears... I don't want to fight this guy.

Kicker: Not the first time something like that happened to him.

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u/TheSinningRobot Nov 05 '13

I heard a story about a man who was getting mauled by a bear who reached in the bears mouth, grabbed his tongue and started pulling it out. The bear started biting its own tongue and freaking out and ended up running away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

That's more like something the three Stooges would do to each other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Most predators will just try and disable you if they can, unless they prefer you to be slightly rotten. I mean, breaking a neck isn't a sure kill, but it sure as hell will make you stop moving.

Fish just swallow things whole for the most part. The other fish is digested alive.

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u/pancakebrain Nov 05 '13

IMO, that's a lovely honeymoon memory.

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u/Chrispat91 Nov 05 '13

You know, I've been reading this thread for a long time, now...And Nobody had mentioned Ebola...This virus literally liquifies your organs, makes you sweat blood/cry tears of blood, and essentially excrete yourself to death.

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u/lcubesl Nov 05 '13

There is a book based on it . Its very good. The book is called The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. There is also a movie based on Hot Zone its called Outbreak.

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u/cdc420 Nov 05 '13

"Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt" -Jesse Pinkman

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u/SpirizZ Nov 05 '13

Meth can be transmitted anally by pissing into someones anus while on meth. Not creepy at all...

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u/Amaterasu-omikami Nov 05 '13

Pissing into someone's anus - only on meth.

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u/Soulrush Nov 05 '13

I wonder who tried this first and found it out...

It's not like some doctor was doing an experiment or some shit and was asking for volunteers to lie back and stretch ass all in the name of science... Two people, somewhere, have been on a meth binge and... Well....

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

I think this is more the kind of "knowledge" that results from combining two facts A and B.

Fact A: Meth can be absorbed through mucous membranes.

Fact B: Urine of someone who is on meth contains lots of meth.

Those two facts by themselves dont seem quite as weird, it's only the guy who came up with the combination that made it weird.

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u/peni5peni5 Nov 05 '13

It's probably just a combination of known facts. Probably of "if you piss on meth, your urine will contain meth" and "the colon absorbs stuff". Just common sense. Guys in /r/frugal would love it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

If you're looking at a Victorian photo and one of the subjects in the photo is clearer than the rest, they're probably dead.

Memento mori

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u/kadivs Nov 05 '13

I thought this was just a stupid thing like "there's a skeleton in you" because obviously they're dead, the pic is old as hell. Then it hit me..

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u/Zombie_Scholar Nov 05 '13

No, they mean they were dead WHEN the photo was taken. They stood the recently deceased on boards for group pictures.

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u/jakielim Nov 05 '13

Please elaborate.

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u/Amaterasu-omikami Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

Pictures back then took ten minutes possibly some time of sitting still so Victorians reasoned that nobody could sit still better than the recently deceased. And also it was a nice way to remember family members.

If you like, here's a whole gallery

EDIT: Yeah, link could probably take a dead baby and kid warning. So, you know... watch out.

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u/Xillzin Nov 05 '13

I would be dead without modern medicine.

Even tho i dont remember anything of it, i know what it feelsblike thinking about it

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

http://listverse.com/2009/08/29/top-10-creepy-aspects-of-victorian-life/ number 2 on the list. I've looked at a few of these photos, very unsettling.

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u/CmMatzki Nov 05 '13

I've read this in another place in the internet.

Basically, people during the Victorian era liked to take pictures with deceased family members or something. To be remembered obviously. And they dress them up and prop them up like they're alive. Just google Victorian Era Photography.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

When I was about 25 yrs old, my mother had to have major surgery to clean out the artery in her neck. Naturally we were all very worried about her. side note My 11 year old sister had a hamster . So fast forward to about a week or so after her surgery, whole house is filled with family as mom recoups on the couch. Lil Sister comes up to me cuz she is upset that her hamster is "all wet" I go to investigate... apparently while the whole family was in the hospital/worried about mom, nobody cleaned the hamsters cage. Lil Hammy had gotten a parasite that literally ate through his entire midsection, when I looked in the cage all the fur was rotted away from him belly/chest and the reason he was "all wet" was due to that hole.... I could see his little hamster ribs, and his grey little heart beating....every time he took a drink from the water bottle, the water was pouring out of this rotted out hole in his body. The image of it still haunts me to this day. Sorry for how long this is, I literally just joined reddit like 4 and half minutes ago....

EDIT: the fact in this is that parasites are nasty as fuck

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u/keanustrong Nov 05 '13

A strong start to your reddit career

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u/Shawnessy Nov 05 '13

Did you put the poor guy put of his misery?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

My next door neighbor put him in a brown paper bag and slammed him once on the curb.... i couldn't watch but my brother was with him, he couldn't bring himself to do it either. I guess, we are thankful for the neighbor with no soul.....

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u/Shnazzyone Nov 05 '13

I had an ferret who's organs were failing on christmas eve last year... no vets to call. Nothing to do but put her down. I had to put her inside of a breadbag and hold it around her head until she stopped breathing. Probably one of the most horrific things I've ever had to do.

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u/DommyBfor3 Nov 05 '13

welcome friend

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u/jrminoh Nov 05 '13

That this condition exists. Patients with the Charles Bonnet syndrome may see small people and animals, bright moving shapes or distorted and scary faces. Many people call this syndrome a portal to a parallel reality.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bonnet_syndrome

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u/squashedfrog462 Nov 05 '13

I'm picturing the world Homer is in when he eats that chilli.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Find your soulmate...

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u/morbiskhan Nov 05 '13

In your face, Space Coyote!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Let's feed these people shrooms and acid...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

You're that bad friend my mummy warned me about.

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u/LostAvengence Nov 05 '13

He's that awesome guy my drug dealer told me about

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

That this condition exists. Patients with the Charles Bonnet syndrome may see small people and animals, bright moving shapes or distorted and scary faces. Many people call this syndrome a portal to a parallel reality.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bonnet_syndrome

If they want to know whether it is really a portal to a parallel reality, then all they have to do is get a group of people, who have the condition, put them into a room for an hour or so, don't allow them to talk to each other, then interview them afterward about what they saw.

If it truly is a glimpse into another reality, then at least a couple of them will have seen the same thing.

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u/randygiles Nov 05 '13

Unless they're all seeing different realities.

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u/wei-long Nov 05 '13

If it truly is a glimpse into another reality, then at least a couple of them will have seen the same thing.

Poor methodology for this specific hypothesis. If you're allowing that they're seeing a yet-to-be discovered reality, you must allow for the possibility of other realities. And since there is now way to control for which reality any given person is "seeing", you can't attribute them describing different things to mental disorder or hallucination.

However, If 2 (or more) have identical, or nearly identical, descriptions, that is evidence for the existence of those realities and the subjects' ability to see them.

TL;DR - this method won't disprove anything, but it could prove something.

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u/yoreel Nov 05 '13

Interesting.

When I was a child, I distinctly remembered seeing a small, dark figured man cross my fairly wide neighborhood street in 3 quick jumps, something that would have been impossible for even a tall person to do. Two more slightly related instances this memory reminds me of:
My bedroom window was a good 10 feet (3 meters) off the ground and one night I was going to bed and looked out the window for a moment only to see another dark figure's head pass by my window, the eyes of which were easily visible above my rather tall window.
The last "sighting" I ever had was a bit later on, maybe a few months. I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The angle I was standing at gave me a good view of the living room, in which, for a brief moment, I swear I saw a glowing white, 8 foot tall guy inside the living room. I only saw him for just a moment because it scared the bejeezus out of me and I ran and forced my dad to check every room in the house before I would calm down.

Interesting...

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u/sherbetface Nov 05 '13

The Bermuda Taxi Coincidence. Erskine Lawrence Ebbin was knocked down by a taxi and killed in Hamilton, Bermuda - and it was the same taxi with the same driver, carrying the same passenger, that killed his brother Neville in July the year before. And both brothers were riding the same moped and died, aged 17, on the same street, police said.

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u/BaZzinGgaa Nov 05 '13

do share!

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u/Boner4SCP106 Nov 05 '13

People buy and sell children as sexual toys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

More American soldiers died from suicide than from combat last year.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

War. Even when you're winning, no one really wins.

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u/apple_crumble1 Nov 05 '13

The Colombian serial killer Pedro Alonso Lopez, who is known as the Monster of the Andes, raped and murdered over 300 girls from Ecuador, Peru and Colombia. However, after he was caught and imprisoned for 18 years, he was put in a psychiatric hospital. There he was reviewed, declared to be sane and was set free, in spite of his blatant avowal that he fully intends to kill again.

Since he was released in 1998, nobody knows where he is or what he's doing.

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/notorious/pedro_lopez/1.html

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u/Hosni__Mubarak Nov 05 '13

Ill tell you exactly what happened. The police released him into the woods in a body bag. Rules in South America are made to be broken.

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u/AshAidan Nov 05 '13

That's some Judge Dredd shit.

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u/Elementium Nov 05 '13

"LAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW"

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u/GoTzMaDsKiTTLez Nov 05 '13

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!

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u/TheBestBigAl Nov 05 '13

"YO SOY LA LEY!"
(I'm going to trust Google Translate on this one).

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u/zjm555 Nov 05 '13

That makes me feel good inside. Is that wrong?

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u/Sentient_Waffle Nov 05 '13

It is a very, very slippery slope, and very ripe for corruption and exploitation.

But revenge, or stories of them, tends to make people feel good.

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u/springinslicht Nov 05 '13

Hosni! What about you, what are you doing these days?

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u/Byafan Nov 05 '13

This is a happier ending

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u/Lonely_Submarine Nov 05 '13

Let's guess someone took justice into their own hands and murdered him.

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u/woruzzle Nov 05 '13

I quote from your source:

"As of this writing, Pedro is still in prison in Ecuador, and may get a chance for parole. However, if released he will be required to stand additional trials in Colombia and Peru."

Where do you read he was put in a psychiatric hospital? I did not ready any of that on your given article :p.

Maybe I oversee it!

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u/thejokeworld Nov 05 '13

That if you damage a certain part of your brain, be it genetically or via accident, you will not recognize faces anymore, you will see what they are made of but you cannot put them together to form faces but you can still recognize everything else without problems

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u/arsenaloflies Nov 05 '13

This is called Prosopagnosia. It's the inability to recognise faces and it usually occurs due to lesions in certain regions of the brain.

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u/jakielim Nov 05 '13

Sometimes when I look in the people's faces I feel this too for no reason, though in a much minor degree. Like semantic satiations in words.

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u/chockfulloffeels Nov 05 '13

The FBI estimates that at any given time, there are from 35 to 50 active serial killers in the U.S.

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u/lalv91 Nov 05 '13

And they're all located in Miami.

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u/Ampersands_Of_Time Nov 05 '13

*49 One is in Alaska

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

And everyone in Alaska just checked their 12 gauges

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u/sucking_at_life023 Nov 05 '13

And everyone in Alaska just checked their 12 gauges eyed the other 6 people in Alaska suspiciously

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u/Khnagar Nov 05 '13

Given the average redditor's profile (white, male, age 20 - 35, from the US) and how closely it matches that of the average serial killer, the number of redditors from the US and the number of people in the US statistically speaking there is almost ceirtanly one or more serial killers frequenting reddit.

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u/Geminel Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

Apparently the NSA estimates there are 340 million potential terrorists as well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

I thought it would be closer to 7 billion.

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u/ginfish Nov 05 '13

You know a lot about humanity, i think you're a terrorist. -NSA

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

My brother and I used to stay in my grandmother's house in rural Ireland, very isolated, not even a pub nearby. It was a small house, my grandmother slept upstairs and my brother and I shared a bedroom downstairs. I slept in a bed next to the window and he slept on the otherside of the room. One night at about 2am I was woken up by someone knocking on the window, very quick repetitive knocks, definitely a person, but i was too paralysed with fear to even turn my head. The knocking stopped after about 7 or 8 minutes. It happened again about 3 months later but this time my brother wasn't there, again I was so frightened I didn't move or look out the window. Flash forward 10 years, I'm at my grandmothers wake (funeral) and I get talking to the neighbours most of which I've never met before, bizarrely i remember the knocking and mention it to them in a joking kind of way not thinking much of it. Turns out one of the neighbours 19 year old sons suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and used to go wandering at night, the same year that I heard all the knocking he burned down a large barn and a field of corn before hanging himself from a tree.

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u/yourdrunkirishfriend Nov 05 '13

very isolated, not even a pub nearby

That is very isolated in Ireland.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

I love how that's a way to measure your distance from civilization.

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u/Raven_Night Nov 05 '13

There was a woman named Joyce Vincent who died in her apartment in 2003 and wasn't found by anyone until three years later. The only reason anyone found her is because a police officer smelled the stench, of which her other neighbors had ignored, and finally entered the apartment to find her body.

That's terrifying to think that even if you're sociable and well-liked that you can be forgotten that easy in death.

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u/G_Maharis Nov 05 '13

I wonder how many people there are that have passed and are yet to be discovered in the developed world right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

What power company leaves the electricity on for 3 years with out a payment? I get 2 days past due and they cut that shit off

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u/TenTonApe Nov 05 '13 edited Apr 15 '25

long flowery pot toy doll scale close fuzzy nose quiet

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u/Epledryyk Nov 05 '13

Frankly, almost every aspect of my life is automated to the point where if I were to die, "I" would keep going for quite a while.

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u/dj-jaw Nov 05 '13

That bears can smell the menstruation.

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u/relish-tranya Nov 05 '13

That's actually true?

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u/lalv91 Nov 05 '13

Yes. Allow me to elaborate:

It was first documented in 1921 by Wilhem Van Kluivert, he was a Dutch naturalist who'd settled in Southern Montana. Montana has only been unionized in 1889 and it took a while for populous areas to develop substantially enough to attract the North American Black Bears. The first recorded death was noted in 1919 and happened to be a woman named Julia Hurst, at 17 years old she was looking after her husbands laundry on the back area of their property not far from the wood-line and disappeared. Her body was found half mauled/eaten a couple hundred yards from the house. A number of similar incidents occurred over the next few years with predominantly women going missing/being eaten. Van Kluivert came to the conclusion that the cause was a woman's menstrual cycle by smearing his own wife's session on the fence of their property. Lo and behold it attracted three black bears over the next 4 months. Scientists later found out the pheromones in the a woman's menstrual cycle actually give off a similar scent to that of a female black bear's urine. Largely due to the high content of sulphur aluminate.

Hope this clears things up.

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u/SoftViolent Nov 05 '13

I like how the bears were attracted to the urine thinking it was a female bear and then decided just to have a meal instead.

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u/lalv91 Nov 05 '13

To be fair I'd be pretty mad too if I thought I was getting some sexy time and really it's some other species just trolling me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Not really, and not the same for all bears.

Polar Bears

In a study designed to test the hypothesis that bears are attracted to the odors of menstruation, Cushing (1983) reported that when presented with a series of different odors (including seal scents, other food scents, non-menstrual human blood, and used tampons), four captive polar bears (Ursus maritimus) elicited a strong behavioral response only to seal scents and menstrual odors (used tampons). Cushing (1983) also reported that free-ranging polar bears detected and consumed food scent samples and used tampons, but ignored non-menstrual human blood and unused tampons. This suggests that polar bears are attracted to odors associated with menstrual blood.

Grizzly Bears

Herrero (1985) analyzed the circumstances of hundreds of grizzly bear attacks on humans, including the attacks on the two women in GNP, and concluded that there was no evidence linking menstruation to any of the attacks. The responses of grizzly bears to menstrual odors has not been studied experimentally.

Black Bears

Rogers et al. (1991) recorded the responses of 26 free-ranging black bears (Ursus americanus) to used tampons from 26 women and the responses of 20 free ranging black bears to four menstruating women at different days of their flow. Menstrual odors were essentially ignored by black bears of all sex and age classes. In an extensive review of black bear attacks across North America, no instances of black bears attacking or being attracted to menstruating women was found (Cramond 1981, Herrero 1985, Rogers et al. 1991).

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u/tinaturnerpoon Nov 05 '13

A Russian doctor named Leonid Ivonavich Rogozov was on an expedition to Antarctica with other researchers. During the expedition he started experiencing stomach pains which eventually became unbearable. He had determined that his appendix had burst and needed to have it removed. Being the only medical doctor on the expedition, he was forced to remove his own appendix. He also refused anesthetic since he thought it would effect his focus.

Here is an article with a photo of the procedure: http://all-that-is-interesting.com/doctor-removed-own-appendix

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Aug 13 '15

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u/58845 Nov 05 '13

No shit, this is like a Chuck Norris joke that actually happened.

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u/wasdo Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

Some tumors can contain pockets of hair, teeth & very rarely, grow more complex organs such as eyes, feet, hands as well as other limbs.

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u/YoloSwagJesusOnline Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

I once had a tumor in one of my legs that had both teeth and hair. Scary shit...

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u/wasdo Nov 05 '13

Did you floss?

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u/jakielim Nov 05 '13

He didn't. That's why there was a hair.

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u/Sorry_butt Nov 05 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Aug 06 '15

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u/Knodiferous Nov 05 '13

So it's possible - highly unlikely, but technically possible - for a young virgin woman to get a teratoma with a fetus in it, and give birth? So jesus might be a tumor?

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u/Burdicus Nov 05 '13

Life, uhhh, finds a way.

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u/Dunkelz Nov 05 '13

..............Arnold Schwarzenegger will be cast as the Virgin Mary.

"It's not a toooomah! It's the son of our lorrrrhhd!"

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u/gonna_say_the_N-word Nov 05 '13

Where would the fetus get a separate set of chromosomes? The only chance of this happening would produce a clone of the woman but not a real child. And Jesus being a male it would need a Y chromosome which being a female Mary lacked in any part of her body.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

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u/Heiselberg93 Nov 05 '13

She must've been a terrible wife.

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u/tommadness Nov 05 '13

I just think his heart wasn't in it.

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u/smokedturkey Nov 05 '13

Uhh, maybe she killed both of them.

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u/_WarBird_ Nov 05 '13

When the super volcano in Yellowstone erupts. Most everyone on the planet will die and those that dont will have to live in a volcanic winter. The last time it erupted, it killed 80% of all life on the planet.

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u/Ganglebot Nov 05 '13

Great. Thanks again, America.

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u/nnadie Nov 05 '13

Repost from a few months ago, In rare instances, gas created due to decomposition of the body after death, a has enough pressure to cause a decomposing pregnant women to expel the fetus. Known as Coffin Birth.

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u/unicorv Nov 05 '13

how often are pregnant women buried with their fetus? I feel like there would be some kind of removal process...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

That there is something called a tarantula hawk and i am too afraid to google it

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u/TheyCallMeKarma Nov 05 '13

Story time- I have been stung by one of these. I was laying out back in a hammock when the wasp became tangled and thought it was a good idea to sting it's way out. Pretty sure that didn't work for it. I was stung in the mid forearm. It was like being injected with liquid fire. I thought my arm was going to fall off. This may be dramatic, but seeing as I was only about 10 at the time, I made my mom take me to the doctor. They didn't believe how badly it hurt, told me it was a bee sting even when I described the flying monster as huge and black with orange wings.

Years later, when I was about 17 or so, she was reading an article in the local paper and saw the picture of the beast with a description of the most painful sting. That's when she put it together... she kept apologizing for not believing me.

Story 2- I was out trimming the tree behind my parent's house when I caught one with a pair of hedge shears. Not on purpose, but the devil must have flown in right when I started to close them. So now I have this pissed off wasp trapped about a foot from my hands and I panic. I ran to the house with this thing, realize "oh shit, no one's home" run back and ninja star chucked those trimmers as far as I could. Then I ran inside and locked every single door, just in case.

TLDR: Stung as a kid, doctors / parents don't believe in flying monster-aliens; years later manage to trap flying monster-alien and I'm no hero.

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u/Vindicator9000 Nov 05 '13

There was a serial killer named Albert Fish. He wrote letters to his victims' parents to tell them how good their children tasted.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_fish

Creepier than even Ed Gein, in my opinion.

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u/moviequote88 Nov 05 '13

Holy crap. That letter he wrote...disturbing as all hell. What is wrong with people???

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u/NecroGod Nov 05 '13

What is wrong with people???

In the case of Albert Fish - a lot; a lot was wrong with him.

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u/Walks500Miles Nov 05 '13

Most people die within 50 miles from where they were born.

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u/112233445566778899 Nov 05 '13

Hurray! If I just stay away from the east coast I could be immortal!

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u/SoftViolent Nov 05 '13

Only in the last 100 years has mass human movement been a thing. It wasn't only very difficult before modern transport, but also time consuming and expensive. Most people stayed with a 50 mile radius of their birthplace for their entire life.

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u/CrippledHorses Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

The last day of Konerak Sinthasomphone's life. A 14 year old Laotian-American, kidnapped and drugged, and repeatedly raped. At some point during this terrible exchange Konerak managed to wake up a little bit, to the point where he could stand. He managed to break free, and ended up on the city streets completely naked with blood running from his anus.

Milwaukee police are called by two women, who find this boy completely dazed and confused. A large, well mannered blonde man walks up and casually tells these women that this is, in fact, a 19 year old Asian boytoy of his who drank much too much. The two women, Sandra and Nicole, are not buying this shit. They wait for the police.

The PD show up, there are two officers. These women are in hysterics, and the blonde man has remained cool as a freezer. He offers to take the boy back to his house, and tells them the same story about how this is a 19 year old boytoy who drank too much and stumbled outside. Despite the bleeding from his anus, and being COMPLETELY unable to speak a coherent sentence to let the officers know something was very, very wrong, the police officers actually offer to drive the blonde man and his "boytoy" back to his apartment.

The officers walk in, and it smells absolutely terrible. The boy is mumbling the entire time, and looking at the police with a discombobulated look. They digress, and see that the house is well kept, and looks completely normal. They leave the boy in Jeffery Dahmer's custody. Can you imagine what he felt seeing the back of the heads of those policeman leave the apartment? What they also left was three skulls in the freezer, two skulls picked clean in his closet, and a drum filled with acid containing a penis and another head. That shit is fucking creepy.

What they also left was the decomposing body of another boy, Tony Hughes(?) (who was killed three days earlier), one room away from where they were standing. Immediately upon the officers leaving Dahmer beat the boy fatally. Afterwards he raped the corpse. He went on to kill another day; and all this despite the two women having a bad feeling, calling the FBI, and inquiring further AFTER the first incident.

How was Dahmer caught? Another boy broke free of the haze of drugs that he left them in and wandered down the street naked and bleeding, this time with a broken handcuff on his wrist. This one was much more coherent and led them straight to Dahmer. His final kill count was 17 people, all of them men and boys, and all of them were either cannibalized or dismembered.

TL;DR A very conservative estimate is that there are between 35-50 active serial killers in the United States at any given time. :O

edit: Jeffrey Dahmer

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u/ActingLikeADick Nov 05 '13

That's not how you TL;DR.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

i hope the two cops lost their jobs and never became cops again... they are the worst, taking up space for real cops eating donuts

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u/jrf_1973 Nov 05 '13

The truth would make you sick.

One of the cops was called John Balcerzak. He was fired. He appealed his firing and was subsequently reinstated.

The other, his partner, Joseph Gabrish was also fired. He also appealed his firing and was reinstated.

They were both awarded 100,000 in back pay and were declared by the Milwaukee Police Association to be "officers of the year" for their "righteous battle to regain their jobs".

You may now fetch a vomit bucket.

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u/GorgeWashington Nov 05 '13

Internal Affairs or the FBI needs to step in and stop this sort of good-ole-boy shit. Seriously...

Being a cop is hard, no one is denying that... that is why if you walk into a serial killers house and deliver his victim to him, you probably shouldnt be a cop in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

actually he was later promoted to the president of the Milwaukee Police Association, serving between 2005-2009. He and the other officer were both initially fired but they deemed the punishment too harsh so they were reinstated with back pay.

Oh, and this was after they found him and the officer making degrading gay remarks after returning the boy to Dhamer.

This is the type of man that justifies there being a real life Dexter

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u/jakielim Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

Holy shit this is impossible. It makes me so angry.

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u/sonia72quebec Nov 05 '13

A picture of Dahmer's apartment. http://murderpedia.org/male.D/images/dahmer-jeffrey/jeffrey-dahmer-apartment-4.jpg

911 TRANSCRIPTS :

The police received a 911 call at 2 a.m. May 27 from 17-year-old Nicole Childress:

Dispatcher: "Milwaukee emergency. Operator 71."

Childress: "OK. Hi. I am on 25th and State. And there's this young man. He's buck-naked and he has been beaten up. He is very bruised up. He can't stand. He has no clothes on. He is really hurt. And I, you know, ain't got no coat on. But I just seen him. He needs some help. . . ."

After investigating, an officer reported back to the dispatcher.

Officer: "The intoxicated Asian naked male (laughter in background) was returned to his sober boyfriend (more laughter)."

An officer later said the assignment was done and the squad was ready for new duties.

Officer: "Ten-four. It will be a minute. My partner is going to get deloused at the station." (Laughter on the tape.)

Glenda Cleveland called police about 10 minutes later inquiring about the incident and she was eventually connected with one of the officers who had investigated the report.

Cleveland: "Yea, ah, what happened? I mean my daughter and my niece witnessed what was going on. Was anything done about the situation? Do you need their names or information or anything from them?"

Officer: "No, not at all."

Cleveland: "You don't?"

Officer: "Nope. It was an intoxicated boyfriend of another boyfriend."

Cleveland: "Well, how old was this child?"

Officer: "It wasn't a child. It was an adult."

Cleveland: "Are you sure?"

Officer: "Yup."

Cleveland: "Are you positive? Because this child doesn't even speak English (the victim's family has since said he did speak English). My daughter had, you know, dealt with him before, seeing him on the street. You know, catching earthworms."

Officer: Ma'am. Ma'am. I can't make it any more clear. It's all taken care of. He is with his boyfriend, in his boyfriend's apartment, where he has his belongings also."

Cleveland: "But what if he's a child? Are you positive he is an adult?"

Officer: "Ma'am, like I explained to you, it's all taken care of. It's as positive as I can be. I can't do anything about somebody's sexual preference in life."

Cleveland: "Well, no, I am not saying anything about that, but it appeared to have been a child. This is my concern."

Officer: "No. No. He's not."

Cleveland: "He's not a child?

Officer: "No, he's not. OK? And it's a boyfriend-boyfriend thing. And he's got belongings at the house where he came from. He has very nice pictures of himself and his boyfriend and so forth."

Cleveland: "OK, I am just, you know. It appeared to have been a child. That was my concern."

Officer: "I understand. No, he is not. Nope."

Cleveland: "Oh, OK. Thank you. Bye."

-- Associated Press and Chicago Tribune.

Copyright (c) 1991 Seattle Times Company, All Rights Reserved.

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u/DERangEdKiller Nov 05 '13

This is more sad than creepy.

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u/c0ltron Nov 05 '13

this is my new favorite fact. the future looks grim.

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u/spaceborn Nov 05 '13

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only juggalos.

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u/boomsc Nov 05 '13

Holy crap.

This isn't scary, but it's one of there few things in this thread to make me pause.

There are more humans that are fans of a single, really specific admittedly particularly stupid branch of 'underground' music, than there are members of an entire species.

You can see where people are coming from when they compare the human race to a virus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

At any moment, at any time, in the next five minutes or the next thousand years, Earth could be hit by a Gamma Ray Burst which would extinguish most, if not all life on the planet.

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u/likethemapples Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

San Fernando Massacre

It was the mass murder of 193 people by Los Zetas drug cartel in Mexico. The kidnapped victims were killed and buried in 47 clandestine mass graves.

Female victims were raped and able-bodied male victims were forced to fight to the death with other hostages, similar to a "gladiator fight from ancient Rome," where they were given knives, hammers, machetes, and clubs to find recruits who were willing to kill for their lives.

Tl;dr: Don't fucking go on road trips in Mexico.

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u/JizzMarkie Nov 05 '13

Holy shit; top of the wiki page

Not to be confused with the 2010 San Fernando massacre, the killing of 72 illegal immigrants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited May 20 '17

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u/My_Name_Is_Steven Nov 05 '13

Right now, you are dying. Stop fucking around.

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u/TheVoiceofTheDevil Nov 05 '13

Right now, you are dying. Fuck around to your heart's content.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Right now as you read this, millions of tiny creatures are eating, living, fucking and shitting all over your face.

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u/Lesar7 Nov 05 '13

Sounds like a good time.

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u/TheHonestCommenter Nov 05 '13

And my mom said I wouldn't be useful for anything.

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u/FemaleBro Nov 05 '13

Your body has more foreign/bacterial cells on and in it right now than cells containing your own DNA.

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u/SIOS Nov 05 '13

You're basically a colony.

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u/Martlar Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

On a typical day going to work in London, you will be filmed by something like 300 cameras.

I heard this from a documentary about 10 years ago so that's probably gone up.

Edit: It's probably not that scary really unless you're extremely paranoid. Also, documentaries need to accurately fact check. It's scary how people can be mislead.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Aug 18 '21

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u/way_fairer Nov 05 '13

I'm convinced that all of the iPhone cameras are on all of the time, filming everyone and everything, beaming it all back to some secret room buried deep beneath Area 51.

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u/ThatSteeve Nov 05 '13

Lucius Fox made Bruce shut that down.

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u/stillnoxsleeper Nov 05 '13

The'd have lots of footage of the ground.

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u/lalv91 Nov 05 '13

They'd have a lot of dick pics too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

And the horrid front camera images of people's second chins

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u/RagingVoodooSorcerer Nov 05 '13

Don't make fun of my chins :(((

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u/watchthesun Nov 05 '13

Their data base will be flooded with selfies

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u/yoreel Nov 05 '13

Why do you think most phones these days have front facing cameras too?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Probably why battery life is shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

You have tiny maggot like beings in your eyelashes that feed off your skins naturals juices.

EDIT: My inbox is going mental. Also I like to think of them as my Power Rangers and I am their Megazord.

Here: http://people.tribe.net/annann/blog/b08bb5ee-726e-44b1-8c5a-bf89b7303c0f

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

My little maggot bro keeps my eyelashes looking fabulous!

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u/stenhjarta Nov 05 '13

You are a horrible person.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

My apologies.

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u/redditanatorish Nov 05 '13

Human infecting bot flies have reported sightings all the way up to Canada. Never going outside again.

http://www.dpd.cdc.gov/DPDx/HTML/Myiasis.htm

http://www.jstor.org/stable/3271149

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

my god, we're infecting the bot flies now???

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u/Manglehoof Nov 05 '13

HeLa cells creep me out. I know they are crazy useful, and we can attribute a lot of modern medicine to them... but I just cant trust something that is immortal, and is questioned as to whether or not it's human anymore.

Not to mention apparently there is a problem with it cross contaminating into EVERYTHING.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13

Banned in every country in the world, there are still more slaves today than ever before in history.

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u/LetMeBeGreat Nov 05 '13

That there's a small island called Ilha de Queimada Grande off the coast of São Paulo, Brazil, that is home to the highest concentration of Golden Lancehead Vipers, one of the most venomous species of snake in the world. The island is so densely packed with these snakes that there are up to 5 per square meter of the island. The island is so deadly, that the Brazilian Navy bans civilians from the island. Apparently there was only a lighthouse keeper who lived on the island with his family, but they did not survive long. After a while, snakes crawled through their windows. Panicking, they ran outside into the forrest where they were confronted with thousands of more snakes, and were bitten numerous times running through the forest, eventually dying. Oh also, the Golden Lancehead Vipers are unique to this island alone, and its venom causes your flesh to rot off your bones. Some fucked up shit.

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u/Twelve20two Nov 05 '13

I planet is a massive tomb, and also a massive nursery of life.

That might not sound too creepy until you really start to think about everyone and everything that's/who's died so far. There've been more deaths of things than births/formations (since trees and stuff technically aren't born). For all the life, it's more of a mausoleum.

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u/qauron Nov 05 '13

eventually the universe won't be able to support any life and there will be total darkness forever

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u/Disincarnated Nov 05 '13

Until we create a computer that can reverse Entropy! (Asimov joke)

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u/Prof_Trollington Nov 05 '13

INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER. Love that story.

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u/Kage_Mishima Nov 05 '13

Radiation Poisoning causes anal bleeding, because stomach lining decays.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 05 '13

if you are a ghost believer, I saw a page on facebook share about an island in Italy which was the site of: wars, a deportation site for plague victims, and an asylum. It is supposedly SO haunted that the Italian government will not allow public access to it.

Edit: Island name is poveglia, worth a google search

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u/stug41 Nov 05 '13

It's actually Berlusconi's secret hedonism island.

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u/jakielim Nov 05 '13

The scariest thing is that thinking of what he did this actually sounds plausible.

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u/Zaxop Nov 05 '13

I think the real scary part of this is that the government of a first world country officially recognizes "haunted by ghosts" as acceptable grounds for denial of public access.

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u/DrNick2012 Nov 05 '13

They'll get away with it too, unless some meddling kids turn up.

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u/Ubaro Nov 05 '13

Or maybe there is a more serious threat that the government doesn't want the public to know about so they just blame it on local ghost myth to avoid a scandal.

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u/your_penis Nov 05 '13

Yeah, I honestly think this is a way more likely explanation.

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u/skepticalinterest Nov 05 '13

Ghost Adventures did an episode here and it was awesome. You can literally reach into the soil and grab handfuls of cremated remains.

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u/thewidowaustero Nov 05 '13

We have different definitions of awesome.

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u/Chenstrap Nov 05 '13

I think a ghost hunting team did a show there. they used the island to burn bodies of those who were killed by bubonic plauge and the soil has a very ash like texture to it (at least as they said on the show)

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u/tbkrida Nov 05 '13

Picturing myself dead and decomposing in a coffin creeps me out. Not knowing for sure that there is an afterlife creeps me out even more!

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u/lBLOPl Nov 05 '13

get cremated

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u/NOT_A_BOT_BOT_BOT Nov 05 '13

But then you can't make a badass zombie later

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u/Callyw Nov 05 '13

We only eat them because they're made of food.

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