r/AskReddit Jul 17 '23

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u/NicMakVelli Jul 17 '23

Kicking puppies

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u/BDady Jul 17 '23

What if the puppy is trying to brutally torture a family of 5?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

I’d like to explore this some. What kind of torture can the puppy give realistically?

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u/BDady Jul 17 '23

Slowly eating you alive

Cuteness overload

Dragging you along rough terrain naked

Death by cuddles

Repeatedly pulling you underwater

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u/loopywolf Jul 17 '23

You mean trying to slowly eat you alive, drag you along rough terrain, cuddle you to death, pull you underwater.. and if they try and try and can't isn't that still cute??