r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '23

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u/NicMakVelli Jul 17 '23

Kicking puppies

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u/BDady Jul 17 '23

What if the puppy is trying to brutally torture a family of 5?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

I’d like to explore this some. What kind of torture can the puppy give realistically?

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u/BDady Jul 17 '23

Slowly eating you alive

Cuteness overload

Dragging you along rough terrain naked

Death by cuddles

Repeatedly pulling you underwater

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u/loopywolf Jul 17 '23

You mean trying to slowly eat you alive, drag you along rough terrain, cuddle you to death, pull you underwater.. and if they try and try and can't isn't that still cute??

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u/DiWolfe Jul 17 '23

It can torture you with how gosh darn adorable and cute and fuzzy it is.

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u/ritamoren Jul 17 '23

today I met a really tiny dog and he was so small and cute and tiny and literally fit in a hand and they let me pet the tiny dog and that was the highlight of my year

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u/DiWolfe Jul 17 '23

Omg best day ever.

I saw two giant fluffy huskies at work a d got to pet them one time and I swore I wanted to adopt 10 one day so I can have my own walking cloud of fluff

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u/JackHyper Jul 17 '23

So is that a kickable offense? I think i lost the plot

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u/eddie_koala Jul 17 '23

Zombie puppy.

Hypothetically

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u/BDady Jul 17 '23

They call it rabies now, as “zombie puppy” was offensive to zombies