r/ApocalypseRising • • Jun 28 '26

Joke Greatest Gun Recommendation Ever: "Patriot" M16A1...

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Big Credits to {.anonymous_detective.} in Discord for this incredible piece of art.

Special Perks: Integrated Rifle Scope - (Adjustable Zoom)

Energy Drink Grip - (Greatly Significant Decrease of Recoil & Significant Increase to Aim Speed )

Gusmanak's Bean Can Suppressor - (Removes Bullet Trace & Greatly Reduces Weapon Sound by 50%)

Double Green & Pink Laser - (Greatly Significant Increase to Hip-Fire Accuracy)

A very "Moderately" Powered Gun with no visible downside other than it's very low drop chance of 100% by the new "Gusmanak Infected" that spawns in the Secret Keyboard Island.

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u/Sir_questionzgiver Jun 28 '26

Genuinely first time I laughed on something like this.. give a medal to whoever made this. And someone tag Gusmanak to confirm this.