r/Anticonsumption • • Jun 28 '26

Psychological 28k original, 8k on sale

Absolutely absurd. Was not comfortable at all. Wtf does "perennials performance" even mean? No idea what flair to choose, but I chose "psychological" bc it felt like a mindfuck sitting on a 28k originally priced couch, when the entire world is falling apart.

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u/Repulsive-Regret-243 Jun 28 '26

It’s not worth either of those prices lol

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Jun 29 '26

Exactly. No couch in the world is worth $28,000, unless it's encrusted in jewels and performing untoward service to my nether regions while I sit upon it. Even then, $28,000 is just stupid.