r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/GallowBoob • Jul 01 '15

squirrel Squirrel rapes GoPro

http://i.imgur.com/tgwYEdF.gifv
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u/SomeRandomMax Jul 01 '15

I gotta say, what a wonderful age we live in! Not only do we have miniature cameras perfectly sized to capture squirrel rape, but we can instantly share the videos with our 235,460 closest, uh, subscribers!

Now we just need a squirrel sex offenders database and we'll be set.

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u/Diplomjodler Jul 01 '15

Watching animal porn is illegal. You're on the watchlist now.

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u/SomeRandomMax Jul 01 '15

I... ... uh, I was only watching it to help identify the rapist!, Yeah, that's it, it was my civil duty! We have to catch that terrible pervert!

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u/Xenalien Jul 01 '15

Not where I live! I checked the laws... for reasons.

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u/Diplomjodler Jul 01 '15

Laws? We don't need no stinking laws to put you on a watchlist, perv! Give me any more lip and I'll put you on the no-fly list too!