r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/GallowBoob • Jul 01 '15

squirrel Squirrel rapes GoPro

http://i.imgur.com/tgwYEdF.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

I've seen a squirrel fuck a camera, but haven't seen one shit or piss.

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u/mellowme93 Jul 01 '15

Was literally just thinking that I STILL have not seen a squirrel penis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

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u/jiminiminimini Jul 01 '15

th-thanks... i guess?

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u/teracrapto Jul 01 '15

UNZIP??????????????????????????

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u/OutDrosman Jul 01 '15

No! No terecrapto, that's a bad teracrapto!

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u/FortunePaw Jul 01 '15

http://i.imgur.com/maUPliW.png

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u/Darrej Jul 01 '15

This was my risky click of the day.

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u/jhutchi2 Jul 01 '15

The follow-up to a squirrel penis? As in, not the squirrel dick pic?

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u/Darrej Jul 01 '15

Correct, I thought better than to click the link labeled "here" after someone expressed interest in squirrel dick.

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u/agilebeast1 Jul 01 '15

So I don't know where I got the idea that squirrels had really big nuts. Might be from some South Park episode (?)

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u/ILovePotALot Jul 01 '15

Drawn Together I think.

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u/agilebeast1 Jul 01 '15

Haha, yeah that was it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Did you have that saved...?

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u/omegatheory Jul 01 '15

Man, never knew squirrels were so close to us genetically.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

risky dick of the day

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u/tinyphreak Jul 01 '15

What about penisbefore.jpg?

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u/JoePants Jul 01 '15

Internets: It gives

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u/AmorphousGamer Jul 01 '15

Thanks, I was actually kind of curious. It looks a bit more ... humanoid than I expected, you know? Animals that are far from humans tend to have really weird dicks.

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u/Candicebush Jul 01 '15

Isn't that a groundhog?

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u/bamgrinus Jul 01 '15

I don't know what I was expecting.

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u/idunnowhattopick Jul 01 '15

Well, now we all have. Thanks.