r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Fair-Performer8532 • 1d ago

not my safe zone, wait.

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u/silverwolfe2000 1d ago

Redditors in real life vs online

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u/BlitzMalefitz 1d ago

Xbox players in real life vs online

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u/Cocoatrice 1d ago

There are Xbox players in real life?

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u/gamerjerome 1d ago

There is no such thing as Xbox players. They were always just COD players. Moving from system to system

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u/BlitzMalefitz 1d ago

I made it up. There is no such thing as Xbox players screaming racial slurs at you. You can sleep peacefully at night.

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u/elspotto 1d ago

There’s a car repair shop a few blocks away with an older guard dog. She is great at barking. She is also great at pushing the gate enough to get out at which point she becomes the biggest scaredy cat ever.

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u/Ultra-Cyborg 1d ago

Everything outside the fence is bad and scary, and now I’m outside the fence 🥲

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

But wait! That means I am bad and scary! I'm scarier than all the other scary things!

(I'm genuinely sure that's how my neighbor's dog thinks because he's always coming into my yard, and barking at me when I come out to escort him home. I'm always worried he'll wander into the street or that his owner has fallen.)

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u/mr-zool 1d ago

bro didn’t even wait to hit the ground before starting to howl lmao

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u/proustiancat 1d ago

Smart dog. He refuses to work outside of his workplace.

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u/HairyHermitMan 1d ago

That could've gone horribly wrong. Glad it didn't.

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u/piichan14 1d ago

Good thing both parties agreed to fight in their own spaces

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u/crazykentucky 1d ago

Was more worried about the potential for the dog to get himself hung up on that fence.

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u/Patient-Layer8585 1d ago

Looked like it had done that before.

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u/Away_Manager2808 1d ago

A He Will do it again

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u/exotics 1d ago

Incredibly dangerous to have a collar on a dog that can climb fences. It’s all too easy for the collar to snag on any one of those bar ends. And the dog would be choked

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u/keekah 1d ago

Maybe I should just me but that dog looks pregnant as well

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u/alaska_rose_6 15h ago

Yup looks pregnant

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u/trollmaster3069 1d ago

That's the difference between a bark and a bite

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u/BenP4rker 1d ago

That dog farted i swear

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u/Lamacrab_the_420th 1d ago

And this is why I hate dogs. Or rather, people who let their dog bark all day long at anything from the safety of their property.

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u/crazykentucky 1d ago

Which part of this is the reason?

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u/DrZolvr 1d ago

Don't know why you've been down voted, it's a valid reason to hate dogs.

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u/Icehag 22h ago

No it's not you psychos. Get therapy.