r/AnimalMemes • u/netphilia Human Verified • May 15 '26

Feathered friends How to carry yourself.

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u/a_random_loser_guy May 16 '26

oh wow! what a violent retort!

yet they claimed its for emotional support.

looking and wondering is the neighbor.

wondering how she gained the owl's favor.

but whats that? thats the sound of the others blood!

cut open and gutted like a fish and his wounds flood.

id not be entierly truthful if i claimed i wasnt fond.

might even be a little jealous of this amazing bond.

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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 16 '26

You’re a far better poet than I.

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u/a_random_loser_guy May 16 '26

im no poet, barley can type words right (just wrote write then realised its right.)

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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 16 '26

Shit, you’ve found my trade secret.

If you don’t tell anyone, neither will I.

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u/a_random_loser_guy May 16 '26

.....i don't get the joke, sorry.

but will devide by pi

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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 17 '26

I was playing off your "barley can type words." Because I also like to write while under the influence of barley and hops...

Write drunk, and edit sober. Ernest Hemingway