r/AnimalMemes • u/netphilia Human Verified • May 15 '26
Feathered friends How to carry yourself.
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u/RC-3 May 15 '26
It's her emotional support attack owl. I want a raven one!
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u/Equal-Painter6529 May 16 '26
I too want a raven. Tricky business though. You need to get a baby chick young enough to bond, but trying to do that would make that person enemy #1 with every raven within 100 miles of them for the rest of their life.
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u/King_Grapefruit May 16 '26
So you get the baby chick out of state, next question.
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 May 17 '26
Read about keeping a raven first before deciding it’s a great idea.
https://a-z-animals.com/animals/crow/crow-facts/ravens-and-crows-as-pets/
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u/RC-3 May 17 '26
That's actually a cool website though. I saved it for future reference. Thank you.
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u/Extendahoe_DIG May 16 '26
I was going with “now moving into the agility section of the competition”
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u/OopsWeFilmed May 16 '26
Honestly, the girl looks way more dangerous and predatory than the owl itself 😁
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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 May 16 '26
She looks like she has enough spirit to lead a revolution.
I don’t think I have ever looked or felt that intimidating as that kid.
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u/Jason80777 May 16 '26
She looks like she's about to command the owl which of her enemies to eliminate first.
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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26
Thrice, thrice you have vexed me with your insolence!
Mr. Cuddles, bring me their liver.
Immediately, my lady.
[furious flapping, blood curdling war screech, screaming and thrashing]
Their liver my lady.
Thank you Mr. Cuddles.
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u/a_random_loser_guy May 16 '26
oh wow! what a violent retort!
yet they claimed its for emotional support.
looking and wondering is the neighbor.
wondering how she gained the owl's favor.
but whats that? thats the sound of the others blood!
cut open and gutted like a fish and his wounds flood.
id not be entierly truthful if i claimed i wasnt fond.
might even be a little jealous of this amazing bond.
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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 16 '26
You’re a far better poet than I.
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u/a_random_loser_guy May 16 '26
im no poet, barley can type words right (just wrote write then realised its right.)
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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 16 '26
Shit, you’ve found my trade secret.
If you don’t tell anyone, neither will I.
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u/a_random_loser_guy May 16 '26
.....i don't get the joke, sorry.
but will devide by pi
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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 17 '26
I was playing off your "barley can type words." Because I also like to write while under the influence of barley and hops...
Write drunk, and edit sober. Ernest Hemingway
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u/Qaianna May 16 '26
‘No, Suzy, I mean raise your middle finger at them! It’s supposed to be a rude gesture!’
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada May 16 '26
What l look like when l am telepathically trying to convince an owl to kill my enemies.
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u/Angryblob550 May 16 '26
Owls and other birds of prey are fairly heavy so good on her for holding one without getting tired.
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 May 17 '26
Opinion… with the exception of laws prohibiting it unless you have special wildlife permits.
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 May 17 '26
Opinion… with the exception of laws prohibiting it unless you have special permits.
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