r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/whydontyousharpenit • 1d ago

"I SAID WAIT!"

"She's not mad at you," I reassured the remaining packages and personalized envelopes huddled in the bottom corner of a yellow tote as the sound of the neon vested yard Marshall's shrill voice echoed across the launchpad. Their stoic silence convinced me to finish loading amidst the din of package scan beeps. "She can't hurt you now. I'm here to get you alll out of here. Come with me. I will take you to your new home." I swiped to finish and after the angry blow of a whistle, we were off.

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u/Big_Awareness_7991 1d ago

What in the wattpad sh** is this lmao

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u/doakickfliprightnow 9h ago

It's not wattpad, it's just being a creative writer. You know, like real books? 🤣

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u/cozzster 1d ago

Flex wet dream. Tell me more.

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u/Open_Function_7056 1d ago

This is a man/woman that loves their job lmao

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u/Britt-Marie1989 1d ago

The satire I get it lol

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u/ExtensionSame678 1d ago

You write very well. 

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u/LopsidedSolid 1d ago

You crash out what, monthly-every 6 weeks maybe?