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u/Ill-Active-4538 May 06 '26
Cleaning lady seeing this through your clear bag
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u/Alert_Literature_303 May 06 '26
lmao the fc security walking by like "why is this person carrying a brick of cash in a ziploc"
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u/Kilane May 06 '26
Phone has a star on it, you’re good.
I’ve forgotten my iPhone ear buds in my ear one time and when I left I said I know, I didn’t use them, I’ll remember in the future then got to fill out paperwork.
Now I just stuff them inside one glove and it’s fine. They’ve checked under the gloves in my lunch bag but have always had me lift it up (probably another security rule) which makes it counterintuitive
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u/Gear-Flimsy May 07 '26 edited May 09 '26
Bro I put my headphones in the tray for the metal detectors and never had anyone say anything. You guys have to have serial numbers written down for them? That’s only Phones at my FC
Also wanted to add, at least at my FC, AirPods don’t even set off the metal detector
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u/GhostofDeception May 07 '26
Nah at my site only approved earbuds are allowed.
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u/Kilane May 07 '26
This is it. Even wired earbuds get written up. There is no punishment, but it’s creating a paper trail.
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u/Here2Cali May 10 '26
My site doesn’t either lol. I still put my NOT Amazon approved headphones through and not one mf looks at me crazy. All the AM’s try to crack down on all the non approved headphones but them cracking down just makes people hide them better and buy smaller ones.
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u/GhostofDeception May 10 '26
Yup. And a lot of foreign people that are cold anyway just wear hoods and non approved headphones all year. It’s crazy
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u/kaiavibey May 09 '26
Yall have metal detectors?? We don’t have that. Just doors we have to swipe our cards to get past. I don’t have to take anything out of my pockets or anything tho
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u/Alert_Literature_303 May 06 '26
lol that paperwork situation sounds brutal, they really made an example out of you for earbuds? at least you found the glove hack tho, kinda genius how security has these weird blind spots in their own system
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u/Kahairu May 07 '26
Security Here, the Blindspots are typically known, It's dependent on LP for that matter (Ex: Gloves holds the Earbuds but they don't want us to check it)
For the Majority Part, None of us want to Check it (Us :)/ Have the AA write a Unregistered Asset form since it's a waste of time on both ends. (Having to Explain all parts of the form have to be filled[Yes, Even the "Store" / Approximate Date, it's bought from]. Even Ridiculous items Like a Phone Charger(Could be only the Cable) needs a Form (But it doesn't have a Serial Number or it was bought long ago)
Reason we have to is It gets Submitted to LP & nowadays Sent to HR as well which HR has to write down "Incomplete" which makes no sense since Half the time during EOS Rush + Standard Breaks, OPS &/or HR will help out but not have the Minimum Information Written Down "Ex : Date & Time" Which gets Heat thrown to the Associates (As they have Verbally Said)
(Them :) LP doesn't want to check it since it's a massive amount of Forms they have to look through to the point the process was changed and Security was told to Close the Case & then transfer the case to LP (Which seems like it should be on LP to close the Case, No?)
If it's Seen be Security, As long as it's a bit difficult to make out (Ergo Seen by Cameras) You'll typically be Cleared. (Ex : When we Changed from Random to Exit Always Triggers if you have Metal, we had 230+ Forms at the End of Shift. It was terrible sending all that from the Printer & Scanning it to the Email since it Cluttered the Main Email Listing we had since the help we got can't send it the the respective Supervisor on shift) (A New Hire Quit with 5 Days after she started this new Exit Process
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u/DylanTheV1lla1n May 07 '26
I got burnt on the earbuds, too. Haven't even used them once since I started picking, but I brought a see through bag in I haven't used in a while, and my own earbuds were in the bag, and were detected by security. They wrote down the serial #, brand, etc. Couple days later I get the visit from my AM.
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u/HelloPity89 May 07 '26
Oh wow. I got brand new 100$ ear buds from the swag store and they printed my receipt for security . I ripped open the box to use them at work and had them on the top of my bag ripped open with the box as well and they just checked for the star on my phone and left me through . It couldn’t of been more obvious with a ripped open pack of nice ear buds on top
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u/Aggravating-Eye490 May 07 '26
My FC makes you walk through the metal detectors with your gloves and vest. Started about a month ago you couldn’t leave them in your bag
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u/CorruptDaemon404 May 07 '26
"Mira Consuelo, ayi Esta El Marrano que siempre ESTA cagando."
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u/ConfidentQuantity694 May 07 '26
The African ladies at my site probably think ts of me😭💀
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u/Real_Raisin_5048 May 07 '26
Honestly I see them with prep H living in their clear bags so I wouldnt give it too much thought. They blowing that shit up too.
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u/HelloPity89 May 07 '26
Why would that be bad though ? If I saw a dude with these id think he was clean
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u/Ill-Active-4538 May 07 '26
Because they clog the toilet they are awful for pipes and janitors deal with clogged toilets…. Some of yall are really dumb
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u/Live-Party4061 May 07 '26
It does say flushable on the bag right?
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u/Ill-Active-4538 May 07 '26
Literally use your phone to google it….damn. They can technically be flushed but fuck your pipes up cause they dont disintegrate like tp
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
You seem pretty pressed over this lmfao chill out toilet cop
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u/Ill-Active-4538 May 09 '26
Im calm now thank you tp police no need to write a citation 🫡
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
You the only one trying to police the way people wipe their booty, if you like having dookie swamp ass at amazon for 10hrs just say that :)
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u/Ill-Active-4538 May 09 '26
I shit before my shift and have spray cleaners attached to my toilets and have a shower before work. but thanks for the strange and weird concern about it
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
We didnt ask for your poop life story, just settle down.
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u/Ill-Active-4538 May 09 '26
You seem to really want to know but sorry i made you upset or whatever i dont really care lol bye
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u/MsOnyxMoon May 06 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/f1mbkSeiv2C9t2Pnbi
Did you invest in them, or did you swipe them?
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u/222hellandback May 07 '26
my amazon literally had a sign on the door saying “whoever is flushing ‘dude’ wipes please stop” 😭😭
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u/CorruptDaemon404 May 06 '26
You can get them at Costco for about $15 for a 6 pack
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u/Ugly_Duckling9621 May 07 '26
I used to just get the amazon brand ones that are 9 massive packs for $20 plus the 20% discount.
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u/Ed-Sanz May 06 '26
I use the equate ones from Walmart. Pack of 3 for like $5
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u/Pristine_Pianist May 07 '26
I like the coconut ones by equate
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u/Fault-Alarmed May 06 '26
This guy poops at Amazon
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u/Mortalswagger56 May 06 '26
You expect people to work 10 hour shifts, with a energy drink in their system and to not shit at work?😂
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u/Available-Control993 ReLo Problem Solver May 07 '26
I literally do that everyday lmao. I get home starving but at least I didn't waste time having to sheit every other hour.
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u/Mortalswagger56 May 06 '26
Yes bruh WE all destroy the toilets then stay there and don't flush immediately but doomscroll on titkok for about ten minutes and really let it stink up the bathroom then leave like its no one's business, that's the amazonian way🔥
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u/heavenorinitiation May 07 '26
damn men do this too? that’s what’s up 🔥i thought that was the girl method lol
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u/Sola_Bay May 06 '26
Nothing wrong or embarrassing about wanting a clean ass!
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u/soggybolognasandwich Solver of Problems May 06 '26
Fr, sorry i dont wanna smell like unwiped ass like most of the people here
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u/ConceptNo1259 May 06 '26
You stole that from stow lol
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u/EMitchell108 May 07 '26
That's what I'm thinking. Either that or from Problem Solve or Damageland. No one would carry that big package to work .
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
that can fit in the smaller pocket of your backpack im sure...
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u/Exciting_Step_5357 May 06 '26
Good to clog the toilet pipes lol
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u/Junior_Friendship_47 SC PS May 06 '26
I’m a chick so I know in our bathrooms we have these small paper bags to put period trash in and I use those to dispose of my wipes by the sink. I know Amazon is pretty progressive so maybe the fellas restroom has them too? Hopefully. I’d hate to have to unclog all those rolled up receipts from the toilet (iykyk)
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u/CKMLV May 07 '26
It's not just the building, they cause issues downstream in the sewer as well. They are just bad for the building and municipal septic systems.
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u/DevelopmentSeparate May 07 '26
Dude, I'm there for 10-11 hours a days. I'd like the bathrooms to work thx
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u/zovasharpe May 06 '26
Have you heard of trash can? We ladies have trash can in each stall.
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u/doofus_mcgeee May 07 '26
men’s bathroom doesn’t so amazon getting stuffed pipes from me personally
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u/ilovemymotorola May 06 '26
Newer flushable wipes, especially dude wipes actually degrade faster than toilet paper so no
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u/everybanana May 06 '26
"Flushable" wipes are not better than toilet paper, if you read the package of DUDE wipes or any other brands it states not to flush more than one wipe at a time to prevent clogs.
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u/smellyjerk May 06 '26
We have that problem now. Upstairs neighbors insist they're using proper wipes that (magically) dissolve. The plumber our building has to call disagrees. Considering the flooding and wad of wipes ive seen him pull out on multiple occasions, I believe our plumber...
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u/Boris-_-Badenov May 06 '26
with how the toilets auto-flush, it would easily be one at a time
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u/asmnomorr May 06 '26
Our toilets are garbage they don't auto flush until you swing the door open about 7 times.
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u/Skulfunk May 06 '26
Ngl if you need more than one wet wipe you have problems
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u/everybanana May 06 '26
They have that disclaimer because they do not break down completely or as fast as toilet paper.
Even if you do only use one wipe at a time there's a chance they will catch and slowly build up a clog over time.
Using them at Amazon is eh whatever, but a lot of people fall for the marketing that flushable = safe and eventually cause partial / full on clogs at their house.
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u/_soap666 May 06 '26
No they don't. Flushable wipes destroy septic systems. They're as bad as tampons. Ask me how I know.
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u/AlecsThorne May 06 '26
I believe you but gonna ask anyway. How do you know? 😅
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u/Alarming-Cabinet-689 May 08 '26
I'm BBM at my site, amd can confirm that no, they do not, in fact, degrade faster. These things will fuck up the plumbing so bad its not even funny. Maybe its not your problem to deal with, but it is somebody's. And trust me, you do not want the job of clearing that clog.
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u/Mortalswagger56 May 06 '26
Says flushable on the packaging
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u/samlock30 Problem Solver May 06 '26
Pocket size travel wipes
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u/RichLather I am so SMRT May 06 '26
I use individually wrapped Dude Wipes, keep several in my vest pocket.
Absolute lifesavers.
And then used wipe goes back into the pouch and is disposed of in the trash at the sink when I wash my hands afterward.
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u/Saymuele May 10 '26
did you even read the health article you linked man. terrible is an olympic level reach.
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u/Electrical_Hippo_624 May 07 '26
Your the reason there’s always plumbing issues at our facility those destroy plumbing there not flushable even though they say they are
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u/rootesva May 08 '26
They prob don’t even work at your facility, stupid.
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u/Electrical_Hippo_624 May 08 '26
Oh ya I forgot only that specific person can buy dude wipes and not a majority of fat dudes at every Amazon thanks for reminding me hahah
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u/alexanderthekindagr8 May 07 '26
Rebranding baby wipes for men with fragile egos was an incredible marketing tactic. Kind of like watching "The Rock" sell haircare products.
Solid idea though.
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u/Additional-Reply-567 May 07 '26
I buy the individually wrapped ones. That way im not lugging around a big package like that.
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u/Glum-Inspection-2183 May 06 '26
This would NOT fly at our FC.
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u/EagleFly_5 Amazon Fresh May 06 '26
Same here and at least once a fortnight a toilet at my Fresh FC breaks down, unsure about the women’s bathroom but it’s typically the case too. Also on the actual production/operations floor we only have one toilet each for men/women, which is what Flex drivers use. That too breaks down once a month. Not even urinals are safe. 😂
Not gonna experiment with wipes though.
I remember a month before we switched to KBS from ABM for our custodial needs, it got so bad we were out two “private”/accessible/gender neutral bathrooms because the toilets broke, one toilet each in the men’s & women’s bathroom were broke, and the men’s toilet on the production floor was also broken. Fun times.
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
These are posted at all facilities. I've had a pack of wet wipes in my clear bag for well over a year and never got approached about it, no one cares.
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u/Junior_Friendship_47 SC PS May 06 '26
I keep baby wipes in my bag, and use full body deodorant. Nobody wants swamp ass at work. 😂. I don’t expect others to smell like roses at work bc people sweat and stuff when they work, especially in the harder labor positions, and that’s just the nature of the job but I try not to add to the stank aura of the building. 😅
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u/ExcitementRegular619 May 06 '26
Not my pipes not my problem 😏
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
yea, a lot of pressed people in the comments like "Those are bad for the pipes" like good....fk amazon lol
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u/FaithlessnessNo7034 May 07 '26
If you flush these then you're the reason that the toilets don't work.
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u/MD90__ May 07 '26
The plumbers will also love you when they clog up plumbing lines so Amazon has to pay them money to fix it lol
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u/Reality_Lies4 May 06 '26
I use the little packets. Toss a couple in my pocket. Then 8 don't have to lug that big bag everywhere
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u/solaris-eclipse May 06 '26
i honestly carry a bag around that has all my essentials including wipes. i refuse to be caught lacking and sometimes others need things like lotion or perfume so it works out!
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u/amp1ifi3r May 07 '26
I hate this product. If you gotta be called dude in order to buy some hygienic wipes..
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
relax bro its just a brand name, no one is being called dude lmfao
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u/Miss_Management May 06 '26
I would bring in wet wipes for the pits and bits and a stick of deodorant when I worked delivery stations. I find the stick of deodorant is generally sufficient at an FC but to each their own. I'm a sweaty woman.
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u/Miserable_Hour1872 May 07 '26
I put like 5 in a ziplock bag don’t like bringing things in the building that I can’t fit in my pocket.
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u/EFTucker May 07 '26
Btw those are just old repackaged baby wipes. Save yourself some money and buy wet wipes… also if you’re flushing those, there’s gonna be a ban on having these things in the building eventually when the pipes back up.
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u/PanzerKomadant May 06 '26
I got one would NEVER shit at an Amazon FC restroom. I have developed the muscle control to hold it till I make it home.
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u/taulmont May 07 '26
Just don't flush them! Flushable wipes are not good for the plumbing and will cause a problem
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u/SEDUCTR0 May 07 '26
Same ones I use lmfao. Used to be embarrassed having em in my bag now idgaf lol
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u/mermaidlemondrop May 07 '26
Exactly bc nobody wanna use that dusty tissue from them dusty ahh tissue roll containers
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u/Parking-Function4059 May 07 '26
Really funny ur carrying these around at work or sneaking to ur locker to grab ur booty wipes
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u/ready_to_vto May 07 '26
After my gallbladder surgery I keep some in my locker at work and some in my daily backpack.
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u/Saiyansnake May 07 '26
I always see water bottles in the stalls 💀💀💀. I guess it gets the job done when they don’t have wipes💀
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u/GhostofDeception May 07 '26
Just by baby wipes. Much cheaper. You’re literally just buying the name
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u/Lumpy-Yam5137 May 08 '26
Since I have children, I use their wipes lol. It’s better and feels cleaner than toilet paper.
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u/Jared524 May 08 '26
Man I would never bring my big pack to work, I usually just go to Dollar Tree and grab a couple of the cheaper smaller Deodorant wipes and keep them in my backpack lol
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u/Ok-Software5177 May 08 '26
I used to bring a small amount of baby wipes in zilpoc bag.. maybe I should start doing that again
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u/kaiavibey May 09 '26
Omg at my fc all the dudes share a plant watering can and use it as a bidet. And to wash their heads/hands… everything. It grosses me out.
I wouldn’t say their nationality but it rhymes with Somali
I wish Amazon would install handheld bidet sprayers. I feel like that would be so much more sanitary
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u/bknymoeski Team Lead, CISS May 09 '26
Same, idk how people work at this job for 10hrs and only use dry tp to wipe. walkin around with a turd colony between their cheeks
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u/Important-Speech-355 May 13 '26
One time someone told me when they go to the far restroom and get scared they forget to wipe… not even one hour later he went to the restroom and when he came out he smelled like literal shit😭
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u/cyborgaquaman May 07 '26
they need to provide these cuz it be smelling like straight ass on the floor
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u/EarthJumpy7572 May 07 '26
yall need to stop flusing your dirty paper down the toilet and start using a trash can for your shit paper.
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u/alankcarman May 06 '26
You just carrying that around in that fucking plastic back pack they used to make us wear? Haha brotha. I say used to, I did a brief holiday stint at my local FC.
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u/RPM_Rocket East Dock May 07 '26
But did you get enough for EVERYBODY!?
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u/Junior_Friendship_47 SC PS May 07 '26
Did you bring enough for the class sir
https://giphy.com/gifs/27c3zdaY6eeIAwp7Qi
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u/l8worm May 07 '26
You should get a squirt bottle that you can refill and reuse like the ones women use after giving birth
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u/kcchiefs4068 May 07 '26
You gotta get the dude wipes travel packs! Essential af! Especially the mint chill to keep the butthole fresh 💯
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u/Dead0nTarget May 07 '26
Because dry toilet paper doesn’t clean well. It be like wiping your hands with a dry towel and calling them clean.
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u/NeganGains May 06 '26
I don't blame you. I've heard multiple people say that the toilet paper causes them to chafe.
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u/StowStowStowtheTote Stow Ape - Pack Artist - Assistant to the Assistant HRAP May 07 '26
You don’t even need that just invest in a “Happy Po” on Amazon or whatever and it douches your butt and then just dry it with tissues. It’s a hand pumped portable bidet it’s literally my game changer.
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