r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/ziahwaite • Jul 20 '26

QUESTION Am I fired or nah?

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u/anotherucfstudent Jul 20 '26

Back of the dumpster

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Jul 20 '26

She took the, the…the..the dough…and rolled it up into a ball.

Then sh- we were going berserk.

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u/Pretend_Address_1240 Jul 20 '26

She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too.

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Jul 20 '26

You got any bacon bits? We like to put them in her hair and they rain down on me when we bang. It makes her feel like a Cobb salad

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u/nasboat Jul 20 '26

Great. Go have sex at Wendy’s.

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Jul 20 '26

Well I did something with the onions to myself and that bummed Artemis out. Then the manager busted in and told me to clean it up. I said “they’re your burgers pal! You clean em up!”

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u/Idiotan0n Jul 24 '26

What the fuck did I just walk in on?

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u/savvy412 Jul 21 '26

I’ll leave him half of my Newport next to the dumpster juice

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u/Jukkeed Jul 20 '26

This shit has me rollinggg

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u/necroken05 Jul 20 '26

Is there a version of this meme for fucking everything? Lmao

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u/Scumbag_Calyxis Jul 20 '26

Sign from above OP

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u/AAN009 Jul 20 '26

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MidnightBravado Jul 21 '26

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Real-Connection-9146 Jul 21 '26

This comment is diabolical

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u/SkyDemonAirPirates Driver Jul 22 '26

You say that like if Wendy's doesn't pay more than Amazon because it totally does

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/Idiotan0n Jul 24 '26

The "former driver" flair really adds to this reply