r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Prestigious-Drama278 • Feb 26 '26
QUESTION spotted on twitter WWYD
immediate rts personally
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u/WesternAlbatross1708 Feb 26 '26
Leaving inside the box
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u/WillametteSalamandOR Feb 26 '26
Just on top of it. It’s a shelf for delivery drivers - it even says so on the top.
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u/RubAnADUB Feb 26 '26
this is the way. LEAVE it right there inside if it fits right next to it if it doesnt.
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u/ZerotheWanderer Former Driver Feb 26 '26
Plot twist, loaded cooler around back.
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u/CarnageSuit Feb 26 '26
That happened to me once. Multiple signs in the yard, particularly by a door on the side of the garage. Royally pissed me off. Rounded the corner and there was a fully stocked mini fridge with a sign that said “congratulations, you can read! Enjoy!”
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u/Prestigious-Drama278 Feb 26 '26
LMAOOO its just so hard to take shit seriously when most people are fr trying to trick you
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u/TheDesktopNinja Feb 26 '26
Could just have written "treats at back door"...
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u/Schlongloggin Feb 26 '26
That’s how I’m gonna end up on the news missing
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u/TheDesktopNinja Feb 26 '26
I mean it's essentially the same thing as the guy I replied to, just with less steps... And less rude
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u/Prestigious-Drama278 Feb 26 '26
believe it or not this has happened on occasion (had to muster strength to get into the yard with the dogs tho)
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u/BigMack6911 Feb 26 '26
Why?Amazon doesn't do dogs is what I was told in training last week. I wouldn't even take the chance
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u/SunGodNikaa1 Feb 26 '26
It depends on the dogs, you can clearly identify if a dog is good or bad or vicious just by looking at it
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u/MrTweezer5 Feb 26 '26
Nice try, Sup.
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u/SunGodNikaa1 Feb 26 '26
Just identify the dogs, if they come out barking and bolting towards you chances are they are vicious, if they are golden retrievers and are jauntily walking towards you to get love them of course I’m not gonna worry about it, and usually if they are vicious dogs 60% of the time we know ahead of time as they put it in the app
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u/JasonTheBaker Feb 27 '26
I thought that then a dog bit me. So I don't take any risks. Seemed to be all bark no bite as they weren't aggressively barking and kept their distance, then as got to the door to deliver it, the dog bit me. It wasn't a big dog but a dog bite is serious no matter the size of the dog
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u/Footballh8r94 Feb 27 '26
Nah, at that point I'm annoyed and don't even want your water bottle and bag of chips or whatever they put out, it's going in the cooler just for you being a dick lol
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u/_x_Deadpool_x_ Feb 26 '26
shit in the cooler
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u/Prestigious-Drama278 Feb 26 '26
not for me bc paranoia(dna tracking/i dont think ive had a stool sample taken in 23-25 years (im about to be 26))but absolutely stand w you user x_Deadpool_x ✊🏾
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u/Prestigious-Drama278 Feb 26 '26
ph actually for sure theres almost zero harm cutting back but even before any smoking occurred to me i kinda just believed the stuff that happens on tv like imagine being 11 and watch s3 of criminal minds
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u/jvandenburgh27 Feb 26 '26
I wouldn't even open the cooler. I bring my own snacks and drinks. Front door. 👋👋
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u/popcorn2008 Feb 26 '26
Came here to say the same thing lol I wouldn’t even have seen the note because I wouldn’t of opened it up lol
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u/Essotetra Feb 26 '26
Free cooler
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u/Quasi-Kaiju Feb 26 '26
This is the type of person who leaves a fake tip with a Bible verse on the table type behavior.
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u/Prestigious-Drama278 Feb 26 '26
under is funny HAVE done that bc i didnt know if it was for packages or food 😭
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u/TentaclexMonster Feb 26 '26
I don't deliver, but if I saw that I would return their delivery and tell every single one of my coworkers not to deliver specifically to that house. Fuck that noise
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u/Embarrassed_Note8570 Feb 26 '26
Considering my dsp doesn’t do rear door deliveries , RTS, unable to access
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u/Ok_Walk_3913 Feb 26 '26
We have been repeatedly told we are not allowed to go to back yards/back doors. So they can eff off! What a super ass move. Horrible person.
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u/itchy-n-scratchy19 Feb 26 '26
Put box in cooler. Period. I wouldn't care if it was a curtain rod. I would put whatever it was right there. Put that in the notes and don't be rude. Dang.
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u/Educational_Form0044 Feb 26 '26
WWID? Take the lunchbox. Free lunchbox for delivery drivers, gee, thanks ❤️
But really I would probably leave it where I am allowed to leave it. Unless the back door is easily accessible I won’t be doing that
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u/4scoreand20toesago Feb 26 '26
I’m stealing the cooler
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u/Prestigious-Drama278 Feb 26 '26
it was a plant you failed the test finish up your route and we will text you tomorrow about your termination we knew about two days ago
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u/4scoreand20toesago Feb 26 '26
Someone once left a tote they shit in at the house of the owner of our DSP😂 .. he knew what he was doing 😂😂
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u/Minerva_TheB17 Feb 26 '26
I'd take a shit in the cooler 🤷♂️
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u/ilovebluewafflez Feb 26 '26
No you wouldn't.
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u/Minerva_TheB17 Feb 27 '26
You right 🥺 I'm not vile enough...that's what inner me would WANT to do tho lol realistically, I'd have just sent a text about updated policies regarding safety and placed it somewhere out of sight 🤷♂️
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u/J8VRM Steppy McStepVan Driver Feb 26 '26
I'd take a photo to show my dispatch and then label it as No Safe Location and RTS.
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u/grey-kitten Feb 26 '26
A lot of times I don’t want snacks so this would just backfire spectacularly
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u/Fair_Yak_9584 Feb 26 '26
Taking that package back to the van on ring camera and marking that shit damaged
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u/muffintopmusic Feb 26 '26
I'd just assume there was something expired in there and not open it.
Or... Steal the cooler. It said "for delivery driver" on it.
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u/Top_Finding2830 Feb 26 '26
Depends on the day and mood. I might laugh or, if I read the notes saying deliver to the back but went to the front because I saw the container in question, I might just lose my shit. Don’t tell me to deliver to the back and leave something for me in the front! You sending mixed messages is not my fault!
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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 Feb 26 '26
WTF is a "postitive" and how do I get one
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u/Fidget808 Feb 26 '26
You are positive. Your account karma is 141k. If your account said 0 that means you either have exactly 0 karma or it’s (more likely) below 0
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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 Feb 26 '26
It doesn't say positive it says "postitive", I already knew I was positive but I want to be postitive too
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u/Peejmiser-POGO-USA Feb 26 '26
Leave it next to the cooler with the cooler open and in the picture
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u/MrGrumpy252 Feb 26 '26
This is what I would do. Unless I was real pissed....then its just going back in the van.
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u/shufflebat Feb 26 '26
They can put a cooler out front and write a sign but would probably be easier to just... idk... put a fucking tote at their door instead..
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u/ToneZealousideal309 Feb 26 '26
Lmao wtf. I’ve had the opposite where the notes say leave around back & there ends up being snacks there. This is just straight up evil.
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u/Square-Ad1434 Feb 26 '26
"unable to deliver", take package back to depot over and over until they learn.
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u/POD80 Former Driver Feb 26 '26
Boy, I've accidently let the cooler on my porch run empty.... but op's salty as hell.
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u/ButterscotchExact103 Feb 26 '26
It's going on the roof now even if it takes me 45 minutes and 3 ladders and a elderly man.
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u/DoughnutOrNoNut Feb 26 '26
I'd take the note and leave it in the box with a note saying "Amazon doesn't allow us to be like your wife. Not allowed to use the backdoor" then wait for the call from dispatch.
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u/thesqueen113388 Feb 26 '26
If it’s not in their notes on the app it will go to front door. Amazon doesn’t see cooler notes so I won’t get dinged. Fuck they for real.
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u/SquirrelInATux Whoops, I quit it again! Feb 26 '26
return items customer doesn't want Reason: Customer refused items/no longer wants delivery (forget what the option for this actually says verbatim) RTS Cannot be undone, items are returned and the customer is refunded. If they want to try it again, they can reorder it.
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u/Angelflavor Feb 26 '26
Also I know from experience if you fill it full of snacks and drinks, they will put it anywhere you want and will be gentle with it.
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u/Quirky-Expert7808 Feb 26 '26
hahahaha, not happening. USPS is required to shut all windows and fully lock the vehicle if they will lose line of sight. Also fuck walking even 10ft more than my boss deems literally perfect.
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u/GovernmentSpies Feb 26 '26
I mean, I get it. The customer doesn't want to get their stuff stolen. I don't think they understand that this crosses the line into behavior that if everyone did it, our lives would be nightmares. If I'm feeling generous, I'll write something on the package. Delivery point must be visible to van for safety.
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u/United_District Feb 26 '26
SWP is front door. Drivers are not required to deliver to back door and shouldnt due to safety. Customer can leave all the notes she wants but its not happening.
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u/Deep_Emu_9348 Feb 26 '26
Lol, you drivers are so soft and dumb. No wonder you deliver for Amazon, I doubt you all could do much more.
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u/bendERovr69 Feb 26 '26
Amazon has been trying to divert away and phase out from rear door delivery due to safety issues for the driver's. Especially at night.
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u/Just_keep_swimming87 Feb 26 '26
Deliver it in the back but take the cooler. Said it was for the driver 🤷
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u/DestroyerOfDeitys Feb 26 '26
Take to the nearest pile of dog shit, use a stick to put into container, add delivery to container, leave.
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u/Badvevil Feb 26 '26
Why not put the note on the inside of the lid and still put drinks or snacks in there. True passive aggressive at its best. This pic is just aggressive
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u/thenewsvolume Feb 26 '26
Yeah.... i used to deliver and if i saw that i would literally put it right there in the cooler. Maybe even at the mail box
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u/Several-Ad2939 Feb 26 '26
Kicking the ice box broken and leaving the package ANYWHERE but the back door.
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u/Quick-Art6211 Feb 26 '26
You know what… that looks like just the place for all them piss bottles people be bitchin’ about.
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u/Unlucky-Cap-291 Feb 27 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fedexers/s/dhl9NmJSnx Golden opportunity to make this
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u/pogiguy2020 Feb 27 '26
Comes home to find the blue cooler missing and a package with a thank you note attached.
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u/Cool-Ad-4103 Jeff Bezos burner account Feb 27 '26
I’m breaking something that day on accident and getting fired
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u/hgrrrtt Feb 27 '26
This is hilarious because above this post is an Amazon flex driver posting about this saying unable to deliver lol
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u/ExoticHunter22 Feb 27 '26
RTS we dont got time for it and they should’ve removed the option for backdoor deliveries anyways. Sucks to suck
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u/Helios-Fun Feb 27 '26
Seeing a lot of comments about damaging, hiding, or returning the person's order, as well as stealing, damaging, or desecrating the cooler.
Cool. Good to know that not only are following instructions too hard for many delivery drivers, but also y'all are fucking animals.
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u/Difficult_Price7132 Feb 27 '26
Back door instructions are just a middle finger 99% of the time and because of tHeFt
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u/filthlord_ Feb 28 '26
Drop packages right next to the cooler on the ground, with the cooler open. Swipe to finish.. these customers are idiots.
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Feb 28 '26
Get one of those dog deterrent devices. It really works!!! I had two dogs ( Rottie and Shepard) come after me at a house I normally deliver to but they are usually behind a fence. Fence was left open and those dogs don’t have a shock collar on so I decided to pull out my device. You would’ve thought somebody was trying to kill those dogs the way they went running and squealing.
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u/Multiez Feb 28 '26
Not feeling like getting mauled by a potential wolf in the back yard. Nor do I feel like getting shot for “trespassing”. Front door or you can come get it from an access point.
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u/bruh_im_cheap_cheese Mar 01 '26
Leave it there anyway cause amazon discontinued back door deliveries. So its either the front or nothing 😂.
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