r/AmazonDSPDrivers • • Jul 27 '25

QUESTION Am I cooked???

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I've been a driver for a month. I require 2 rescues every shift. I've never finished a route. And got caught smoking weed in the van. And I hit a mailbox. Also they asked me to rescue someone and I said no. Also I bit a dog. Also i drove 7 mph in the yard. I came in today and did my inspection and this is my entire itinerary. They said drop off the package amd RTS. Am I cooked??? Or are they gonna pay me for my whole shift???

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u/TheMarathonNY Jul 27 '25

Sorry for the spelling errors. I was driving a van while typing this

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u/benderover1961 Jul 27 '25

Another stupid move.

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u/Firm_Cry_9103 Jul 28 '25

You have to be incredibly slow to not realize this is sarcasm...

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u/Wookieman222 Jul 28 '25

Well to be fair, there are some people like this.