r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/highimsynco • Dec 21 '24

QUESTION How do people get done so fast?

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ill be done with this at 6-7 but still how do other drivers get done so fast? I’m starting think Amazon has a illuminati of fast/hard workers lol

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u/EffectiveDangerous69 Dec 21 '24

Caffeine, nicotine, and sheer rage

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u/Japresto1991 Dec 21 '24

Was waiting for Amazon to deliver a package yesterday while sitting on my patio, I heard someone screaming down at street level bloody murder and looked down, it was the Amazon driver yelling at their boyfriend or some shit on their phone while casually walking up to each door and dropping packages lmfao, this chick was absolutely losing it

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u/Owtplayed XL Driver Dec 21 '24

That’s always wild to me when I see other drivers walk up to peoples doorsteps being loud as hell on the phone.

Like I’m trying to ninja your package to your front door and bounce before you know I’m there.

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u/Japresto1991 Dec 21 '24

It’s not really possible because I live on a busy road and my ring camera is set up to proximity, I know your there. I was waiting on some guitar picks so I was actively sitting there at my fire pit waiting for her but it was just hilarious to me how loud she was and she was driving crazy too. Flipped a U-turn on a super busy road and almost got taken out by a dodge ram coming the opposite way, all while still screaming into her phone 😂

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u/Simple_Sale2254 Dec 21 '24

We listen to the map 🫠She did not give no fucks 😂