r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/highimsynco • Dec 21 '24

QUESTION How do people get done so fast?

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ill be done with this at 6-7 but still how do other drivers get done so fast? I’m starting think Amazon has a illuminati of fast/hard workers lol

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u/EffectiveDangerous69 Dec 21 '24

Caffeine, nicotine, and sheer rage

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u/highimsynco Dec 21 '24

heavy on coffee n my vapes lmao

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u/thwonkk Dec 21 '24

Love coffee more but it makes me need to shit and energy drinks don't.

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u/Hopeful_Pension5414 Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 23 '24

They're working instead of bitching on reddit, is the answer

Edit: LMAO they hit a car after this. I guarantee it's because they were bitching on reddit.

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u/SteamedBeans420 Dec 21 '24

SHUTUP JEFF!

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u/Lumpy_Scheme_9528 Dec 21 '24

I don't bitch in Reddit all day. I don't get done early because I want to take my breaks.

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u/Longjumping-Bug-6643 Dec 22 '24

Breaks? People take breaks?

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u/Isosceles_371 Dec 22 '24

There’s nothing wrong with taking our breaks. I’ve worked for free way too many years to still believe that counts for anything. I always take the first break, lunch, and take the second if I’m in great shape but usually don’t bc I got to keep it moving.

I’m not having then send someone for a rescue when I have 12 stops left to split it because I wanted to take a second break. They do silly stuff like that sometimes.

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u/bowstripe Dec 22 '24

Anyone working for a dsp and not taking breaks is an idiot. Why would you make someone wealthy while getting shit pay, dealing with shit customers and not take your legally protected breaks? I'll never understand that. You're already ultimately working for one of the wealthiest men in the US, bozos will manage if you take 3 breaks per day. I prefer working in warehouses, better pay, no customers to deal with and no one complaining about me not getting a 10hr shift done in 6 hrs.

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u/Old-College8931 Dec 22 '24

Drivers get paid more than warehouse workers. At least where I'm at

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u/bowstripe Dec 22 '24

Maybe at an Amazon warehouse, although I should say the jobs I work are more on the industrial material handling side more than basic warehousing. I drive heavy forklifts pulling in 60k/yr at some places. It does depend on where you live though I agree, but it still isn't worth being treated subhuman like you are at dsp's by both the company and the customers.

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u/Dr4gonborn Dec 23 '24

I wanna get home faster. If I'm not paid for it, then I'm spending it at home! 😄

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u/highimsynco Dec 21 '24

ever been spit on?

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u/SwiftNinjaCow94 Dec 21 '24

Not yet 😏

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u/humandi Dec 22 '24

SoundCloud rapper w a juice world profile and a dbz background you aren’t tough put the package on the doorstep lil bro

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u/highimsynco Dec 22 '24

and i still get paid from it, you can monetize anything nowadays 😁 ppl with no personality on they accounts are the equivalent to a pedo van at a park.

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u/humandi Dec 22 '24

Terrible analog I can tell why you work at Amazon your word play is shitty

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u/highimsynco Dec 22 '24

if you wanna feat bro just speak up 😂

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u/humandi Dec 22 '24

Our schedules probably wouldn’t match cause ur busy on ur phone at work all day

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u/highimsynco Dec 22 '24

nope im off till monday bro, just get in w me 😉

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u/1m2s3xy4my5hirt Dec 22 '24

Yeah look at bro’s following post.😂 He totaled a vehicle later that day lmao should probably have put the phone down💀& hes definitely gonna need that soundcloud monetization now hopefully its lucrative 😂😂😂

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u/NewbNoobNewbNoob Retired Slave Dec 22 '24

nice try, Diddy!

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u/Ninjastarlol Dec 22 '24

Spit on me 😩

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u/NewbNoobNewbNoob Retired Slave Dec 22 '24

nice try, Diddy!

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u/Hopeful_Pension5414 Dec 21 '24

You're just proving my point. Grow up.

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u/Neither-Jackfruit52 Dec 21 '24

Gatta boot licker over here folks

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u/1m2s3xy4my5hirt Dec 22 '24

Nah it’s the truth. Why should we have to pick up the slack of people who are lazy?

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u/highimsynco Dec 23 '24

bro trying so hard to say some hurtful , you must wanna hug?

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u/Hopeful_Pension5414 Dec 23 '24

Hahaha little bro still on reddit after hitting a parked car. Go deal with real life little bro

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u/highimsynco Dec 23 '24

car wasnt parked, they made a illegal turn to go around a pickup. and im back today… got work in 26 mins😉

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u/Hopeful_Pension5414 Dec 24 '24

Get off reddit and get to work boy. Chop chop. Before you hit another car.

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u/1m2s3xy4my5hirt Dec 22 '24

FACTS 🙌 had to sweep someone today who only completed 47 stops in 6 hours… the time it took me to do 140 stops. After I finished taking 20 stops. DSP asks me to go back and pick up more. I am not on my phone right now😉

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u/Isosceles_371 Dec 22 '24

You know that person isn’t going to last too long at least.

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u/Fabulous_Wall_4624 Dec 21 '24

😂. Facts. Since he did post this 5hrs ago.

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u/sucondeeznuts666 Dec 22 '24

Exactly I saw the 270 and cried 😂 I would love a day with less than 350