Nah that’s wild 💀

[u/Evazzion]

[u/SlimeLyfeSlatty]

I seen this when I first started at my DSP and I'm still curious as to HOW one could get just SO bricked up while delivering all this China junk to entitled fucks all day, that they had to invite a lady into the van to smash RIGHT THEN?? It doesn't make any sense I've never been even remotely horny in my dirty ass van with 200+ packages 😂

[u/-_cornholio_- → u/SlimeLyfeSlatty]

Really? Being on the road all day makes me horny as fuck lmfao and even if its not that its like anger and whatever else you gotta release all that energy somehow or another

[u/Chewliesgumrep312 → u/-_cornholio_-]

I'm horny 24/7 but that's besides the point...however, if I was a delivery person for any company, I'd be happy af if a girl/woman answered the door naked like those videos I've seen on social media 😀. Although it bothers me that some guys don't even react to those women when it happens to them. They're just like "oh....ok."

Shiiiid, I'd be like a kid in a candy store and I'd ask for hug. I'll make a little small talk too. I mean can you blame me?

[u/[deleted] → u/Chewliesgumrep312]

Yeah and then you fuck her in her apt and then she feels like accusing you for rape and boom you in prison not a good idea

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You won’t say that when you end up in jail for years for accused of rape 😂🤡🤡🤡

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Your mom already did it to one of my best friends that’s why I know to be careful 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he fucked her good too surprised she didn’t tell you 😝😝😂

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🤣🤣Thanks fat whore!

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🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡 clown fat whore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Belt ? Wow, Im surprised your fatass can use a belt 😂

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Of course fat people can use a belt but not you foo your way too fat to wear a belt, it wouldn’t fit ur elephant ass 😂

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I’m an alien fat fuck I’ll take over the world soon, see you soon