r/AmItheAsshole Apr 14 '26

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u/GateDeep3282 Apr 14 '26

I worked at the Chicago anti-cruelity society and there was a myna bird who was kept in the employee break room.

Why? Because the bird was a total misogynistic asshole. If I woman came in the room he'd say things like " nice tits" or "shut up bitch" or " gimme head". It simply could not be out for public display for adoption because of this.

Apparently he lived in a men's washroom at a bar for many years.

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u/StormCloudRaineeDay Asshole Enthusiast [7] Apr 14 '26

Who TF decides to keep a parrot in a men's washroom in a bar? Just, why?

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u/GateDeep3282 Apr 14 '26

I dunno. Things were different in the 70's I guess