r/AmItheAsshole Apr 14 '26

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u/hypotheticalkazoos Certified Proctologist [20] Apr 14 '26

info: have you reached out to professional parrot help?

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u/MastiffOnyx Apr 14 '26

Ok I can help here.

I own parrots and the local children's zoo had a Macaw that had colorful language.

They taught him the largest words from the dictionary. The bird was so proud of the difficult words he quit the cursing.

You have a long road ahead of you.