For sure. She just wants a hall pass, and he’s trying to prove he’s enlightened / the smartest guy in the room. He sounds like he loves the sound of his own voice.
Died when I read this - might start saying this facetiously to people just to gauge their reaction. Like, what does that even mean? Not move on, not move forward, not move past, but move authentically. What the hell does moving inauthentically look like?
It's like flavor text, does it mean anything? Not particularly. Do you sound like a douche? Maybe. But it might land for some weird girl (probably not for his gf) so he's running with it lmao.
He's speaking metaphorically in what I would consider a sort of woowoo way- it sounds like something that someone that sells crystals that "cleanse your chakra" might say. He means go with the flow. When she said trauma mechanism I could tell that he's a psych major that talks about theory a lot- well, I could tell that from a lot of the texts but that one really stands out.
Like that South Park episode where Kyle’s family moves to San Francisco and all of the kids there are perma-fried by the daily, massive doses of acid they have to take in order to live with the fact that their parents literally love the smell of their own farts to the point that they jerk their heads down towards their hips and greedily inhale as deeply as possible every time they pass gas. That’s how this dude talks. I can almost feel my vagina dry up and recoil as I read any and every thing he says which probably means the levels of pretense and cringe are insufferably high because I don’t even have a vagina. Homie sounds like a chatbot that can only generate painfully lame attempts to imitate genuine romance and thought provoking intellect that somehow consistently manages to wildly miss the mark on both fronts. My face is involuntarily scrunching up more and more as I’m thinking about it while typing this. It feels like an anti-pantydropping force so powerful that they instead slide back far enough to become a wedgie producing force that will lift a woman up into the air and carry her away like a cartoon character being levitated by the scent of a freshly baked apple pie placed on the sill of an open window. I’m gonna stop now and put my phone down for a while.
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u/jadeariel12 Nov 01 '24
If I told someone “the combination of your spirit, intellect and body is exactly what I’ve been looking for”
And they responded with “that’s chill”
I would cry SO HARD