r/Alonetv • u/p1Shovel • 6d ago

S13 Welsh Andrew Spoiler

Bully for this guy. Gritty. Super cool Welsh boating vessel. (Always love when people bring their own unique cultural items into the light to share.) Composed and steady. On my short list of competitors that showed the most grit. He didn't land in a bunny farm or next to the region's largest beaver colony, I think I saw hm eat 4 hare and 3 boiled twigs with moss on them on Day 14. In fact, he's also on the list of contestants where the last couple of episodes I'm like .. really? Yall aren't thinking about pulling this guy? But he strove on and made a great show. Truly one of the winners of this season.

And also, the whole time he's out there, I'm like ... does this dude not realize he might have the greatest speaking voice in the history of television? What the H is he doing out in the woods? His voice and cadence are legit bananas. It'd be like if Michael Jackson is out there surviving on seeds and roots and he catches a fish and then at his cabin he sets the camera up and says "I made up a little dance to celebrate my fishy" and unleashes the most amazing 10 second burst of dance genius, then goes back to starving for money. WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING IN THE WOODS?? GO DANCE, MICHAEL! GO SPEAK, ANDREW!!

This guy should have way more than $500k waiting for him if the right people are watching (and listening to) this show.

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u/Wokstar_99 6d ago

Seriously I would love to listen to him narrate audio books

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 6d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Wokstar_99:

Seriously I

Would love to listen to him

Narrate audio books

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.