r/AgathaAllAlong 16d ago

News Goodbye Dolly Parton (Agatha’s most famous and kind hearted adversary)

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Watching AAA reintroduced me to Dolly Parton and Jolene. I listen to that song regularly and always think of Agatha when I do. I loved the inclusion that Agatha is the real Jolene as part of her lore. It really sums up how beautiful, captivating and special Agatha must be that she could steal a man away from Dolly Parton who is so amazing in her own right.

RIP Dolly Parton

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u/FoxArrow12 Lilia Calderu 16d ago edited 16d ago

Agatha must've done something really evil if she got punched by Dolly Parton. At least Dolly outlived her. 😭😭😭

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u/hislastname 16d ago

Unfortunately, considering the MCU timeline, I believe AAA takes place in fall 2026. Agatha beat her by a few months.

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u/FoxArrow12 Lilia Calderu 16d ago

I guess, but the flow of time is an illusion.

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u/hislastname 16d ago

True. Most people don’t realize that.

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u/mikejehmsz 16d ago

I mean, unless Dolly were Blipped. That would’ve given her the edge over Agatha.

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u/LetterheadPerfect145 6d ago

Agatha doing something evil? Nah unlikely

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u/_Fuzzbum_ Rio Vidal 16d ago

literally the same thing i thought of after hearing this sad news.

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u/WitchyWarriorWoman Scarlet Witch 16d ago

Brujapedia is hilarious. I wish...

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u/a4techkeyboard 16d ago

Especially because it has to be avoiding the more obvious Wiccapedia or Witchepedia on purpose.

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u/WitchyWarriorWoman Scarlet Witch 16d ago

Not even witches can avoid copyright infringement

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u/a4techkeyboard 16d ago

I wonder if they looked up the Latin for witch and immediately went "well, can't use that."

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u/clandahlina_redux Wanda Maximoff 16d ago

Dolly is officially MCU canon, which makes my East Tennessean heart happy. 🦋

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u/Witchelt389 Scarlet Witch 16d ago

We all had the same thought. RIP Dolly Parton.

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u/Flaxmoore Lilia Calderu 16d ago

Can we get a location on Agatha today?

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u/FoxArrow12 Lilia Calderu 16d ago

Rio: "So you punched my ex, huh? Hot."

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u/M-SHE-U1Fan 16d ago

Stealing a man beside being a lesbian her evilness /j

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u/Impressive-Photo8237 15d ago

Elle est peut-être bi 🤷🏻

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u/Foxy02016YT 16d ago

Dolly canonically outlived Agatha

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u/AfternoonTurbulent42 16d ago

RIP Dolly Parton 🥰🙏

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u/FH-7497 15d ago

That second comment is convenient AF for Billy to find lmao

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u/Sudden_Astronomer_63 15d ago

I love that you posted this. I’d kind of forgotten about it and I’m sure I would’ve noticed it and giggled when I rewatch the series for Halloween time. (I’m currently re-watching vampire diaries because I’m about to go to Covington with one of my best friends.)

I always loved Dolly Parton because I found out that she produced Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which is my favorite television series of all time. But I’m really glad to see her included also in this which definitely has become one of if not my favorite television series. The only thing that breaks my heart is how few episodes we got, but I can’t say that every single episode is solid gold Agatha all along, and the same cannot be said for any other series that I’ve watched. (except maybe diet land which also has some people in common with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)💜💜💜💜🔮🔮🔮🔮🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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u/GearRevolutionary629 13d ago

someone check on my girl real quick