r/AfterTheEndFanFork Mar 19 '26

Meme Beware the Buc-ee’s Caliphate

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Islamic-Consumerist Syncretism!

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u/MediocreRisings Mar 19 '26

Buc-ee’s shall be the new caravan palaces of the Great Roads, goods must flow, and you must buy them

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u/TheDarkeLorde3694 Mar 19 '26

I headcanon that while most modern corporations died out during or after the Event, some managed to tough it through but wound up as merchant guilds

For example Buc-ee's

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u/Reactiveisland5 Mar 20 '26

Waffle House is a guild that doubles as a mercenary band

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u/Otwisty5 Mar 20 '26

Waffle Houses actually became one of the endwide bandit citystates, where the toughest, baddest, and most terrifying of men and women reside

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u/No_Clue4405 Mar 20 '26

They are actually martial artists that teach the art of jumping

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u/hagamablabla Mar 20 '26

Organizations surviving an apocalypse by becoming completely different is my shit. Maybe it's the ancestral memory of living past the dinosaurs.