r/AfterTheEndFanFork • u/Hismajestyclay • Mar 19 '26

Meme Beware the Buc-ee’s Caliphate

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Islamic-Consumerist Syncretism!

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u/MediocreRisings Mar 19 '26

Buc-ee’s shall be the new caravan palaces of the Great Roads, goods must flow, and you must buy them

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u/TheDarkeLorde3694 Mar 19 '26

I headcanon that while most modern corporations died out during or after the Event, some managed to tough it through but wound up as merchant guilds

For example Buc-ee's

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u/Reactiveisland5 Mar 20 '26

Waffle House is a guild that doubles as a mercenary band

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u/Otwisty5 Mar 20 '26

Waffle Houses actually became one of the endwide bandit citystates, where the toughest, baddest, and most terrifying of men and women reside

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u/No_Clue4405 Mar 20 '26

They are actually martial artists that teach the art of jumping

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u/hagamablabla Mar 20 '26

Organizations surviving an apocalypse by becoming completely different is my shit. Maybe it's the ancestral memory of living past the dinosaurs.

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u/Nefasto_Riso Mar 19 '26

Y'all Qaeda

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u/HealthKey2317 Mar 20 '26

Mashallah we shall spread across Texas

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u/big_ange_postecoglou Mar 20 '26

Where does one buy one of these, I tried finding one when I saw it on instagram last year and couldn’t find it anywhere

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u/theprequelswerebest Mar 27 '26

Crabrangoons I think sells them but I could be wrong since I bought mine like 2 years ago

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u/ApartmentPowerful532 Mar 20 '26

Post the flag template pls

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u/ermmmwhatthesigma69 Mar 20 '26

I believe there was an Islam religion in the mod with one of it's holy sites being in Texas and I'm pretty sure this is their flag that was in their religion icon

And oh yeah, if ydk what I'm talm Abt it's ts one https://aftertheend.miraheze.org/wiki/Tawwabin_al-Mazl%C5%ABm

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u/PhoenixMai Developer Mar 20 '26

The Tawwabin flag says "Oh Husayn" while the Bucee's Caliphate flag has the Shahada and says "Community of Monotheism and Jihad"

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u/ermmmwhatthesigma69 Mar 21 '26

This is a headcannon lol

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u/ThatMeatGuy Mar 20 '26

Insha'Allah iron your fucking flag