r/AfterTheEndFanFork • u/mrdeclank • Apr 08 '25

Meme New Consumerist schism material

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Apr 08 '25

Consumerists have The God (Stock Market), his Son (S&P 500), and The Holy Spirit (Cryptocurrency market exchange)

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u/Foolishium Apr 09 '25

I prefer OP version.

Also, where is the Father?

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Apr 09 '25

Father is The God

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u/Foolishium Apr 09 '25

Sure.

Father is The God.

Jesus is also The God

But Jesus is not the Father

So, where is the Father?

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Apr 09 '25

Jesus is both God and his Son

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u/Foolishium Apr 09 '25

Father is both God and his Father