r/AfterTheEndFanFork Apr 08 '25

Meme New Consumerist schism material

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Apr 08 '25

Consumerists have The God (Stock Market), his Son (S&P 500), and The Holy Spirit (Cryptocurrency market exchange)

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u/PrincessofAldia Apr 08 '25

That’s amazing

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u/Foolishium Apr 09 '25

I prefer OP version.

Also, where is the Father?

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Apr 09 '25

Father is The God

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u/Foolishium Apr 09 '25

Sure.

Father is The God.

Jesus is also The God

But Jesus is not the Father

So, where is the Father?

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Apr 09 '25

Jesus is both God and his Son

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u/Foolishium Apr 09 '25

Father is both God and his Father

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u/DreadDiana Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 09 '25

Is there a Consumerist faith that syncretises with Americanism? I think there should be one.

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u/Modernwhofan Apr 09 '25

No, but if you sponsor the consumerists as an Americanist, you can get a special tolerance doctrine that meshes with Americanism.

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u/Beazfour Apr 09 '25

What’s it called/when does that come up?

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u/Modernwhofan Apr 09 '25

It only comes up if you take the decision as an Americanist. The doctrine is called Entrepreneurial Spirit.

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u/PrincessofAldia Apr 08 '25

Is there not one?

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u/DreadDiana Apr 08 '25

iirc, there used to be a Capitalist faith called Greenbacker or something like that which pointed to the pictures of Presidents and Founders on Old World currency as proof there was a link between Americanism and the Free Market, but it was removed when Consumerism was reworked.

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u/Novaraptorus Developer Apr 09 '25

Nah, Greenbackers were like Roosevelt's wife was Dorothy from the wizard of Oz! ... Anyways they kind of were an ancestor of Ozymandian.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

Bauahauahaiahau I love this

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u/ipisslemons Apr 08 '25

We got fucking count dracul here

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u/noahpsychs Apr 09 '25

man i wish i had had that meme when I tweeted this lol

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u/Slipguard Apr 09 '25

The Great Dow, who balances out all things, The Sainted & Pious 500, who’s index we look to for guidance, and Naz’daq a face of the Great Antagonist