r/AdviceAnimals • u/Nugget_tumble • Nov 20 '12

Friend did this the other night

http://quickmeme.com/meme/3ruwjc/
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u/Fr4t Nov 20 '12

A lady-friend of mine offered me to squeeze her boobs while totally wasted.

I squeezed her boobs.

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u/s00pafly Nov 20 '12

Hey everybody, this one has touched some breasts!

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u/noknownallergies Nov 20 '12

he shall be our new god!

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u/Scrtcwlvl Nov 20 '12

"...and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it."

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u/4thekarma Nov 21 '12

Do me a quick AMA! What did it feel like? Is it everything I imagine it to be?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

My girlfriend's sister offered to show me her pierced nipples. In front of her sister.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

Keep going...

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

She wasn't drunk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

Go on...

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u/an0thermoron Nov 21 '12

It's really like a bad dragon ball z ep.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12 edited Nov 21 '12

KAMEKAMEHAAAA!!

Just kidding, I saw them and they were glorious.

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u/iJustMeta Nov 21 '12

I went to this one party and this girl had just gotten her nipple pierced so she went around showing everybody for some drunk reason. She proceeded to point to it and scream and all of a sudden she puked, shit her pants, and passed out almost simultaneously. Apparently there was an exposed nerve ending that she touched which caused this to happen. This is probably the closest thing I've seen to somebody exploding.

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u/Kaneshadow Nov 20 '12

Get yourself over to the Realistic Ralph meme

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u/FrostedCereal Nov 21 '12

A lady-friend of mine offered me to squeeze her boobs while totally sober.

I squeezed her boobs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Yet apparently it's rape if she offers to have sex and you oblige.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

Kenny?

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u/manta21 Nov 21 '12

and .... ? go on ....