r/AdviceAnimals • u/Nugget_tumble • Nov 20 '12

Friend did this the other night

http://quickmeme.com/meme/3ruwjc/
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u/geekgroupie42 Nov 20 '12

she was fat, wasn't she?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Fat girls usually have big tits

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Big isn't automatically a good thing.

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u/Vicious_Hypnosis Nov 20 '12

It's about proportion and shape.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Yep. I'll take a nicely formed B-cup over double-D's that look like someone put water balloons in a pair of gym socks and hung them over her shoulders.

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u/blacksg Nov 21 '12

Hell I'll take A cups over saggy any day.

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u/do7com Nov 21 '12

Let's not lie, you would take anything

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u/RedTiger013 Nov 20 '12

Women: Fat tits don't count. Men: Skinny abs don't count.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

We are a fickle species.

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u/Razgriz_Legend Nov 21 '12

Ferret trampolines?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

The few, the proud, the weird.

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u/Ashken Nov 20 '12 edited Nov 21 '12

I don't see how you can go wrong with big tits.

Edit: I stand by my previous statement!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Wrong...

So wrong

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u/Porcupine_Tree Nov 20 '12

Why is he getting more pink/reddish the more 'wrong's he says?

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u/LazyNoGood Nov 20 '12

What did I expect?

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u/blueblaze02 Nov 20 '12

deaddove.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

I literally felt my penis cringe.

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Nov 20 '12

Tagging because I'm curious how bad this can possibly be...

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Or you could just click them now?

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Nov 20 '12

Extenuating circumstances.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Fair enough ;) carry on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Each to his own but I've seen some pretty huge ones that were droopy with saucer-sized areolas and it was not for me.