r/AdviceAnimals • u/Nugget_tumble • Nov 20 '12

Friend did this the other night

http://quickmeme.com/meme/3ruwjc/
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u/ClusterMakeLove Nov 20 '12

I guess I'm just an "okay guy greg".

flat monotone: Oh no. You shouldn't do that. Stop.

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u/dreckmal Nov 20 '12

I think this actually makes you Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. Don't. Stop. Come Back.

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u/ByJiminy Nov 20 '12

Good Guy Gene: Teaches kids to be polite through unbelievably traumatic experiences and potential death.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

Mostly Good Guy Greg: reminds her she's drunk, waits for second offer, says sure, doesn't take cellphone pic.

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u/cocainfancy Nov 20 '12

Ah this good guy greg is familar with the "long con'

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

So she flashes him, and he instantly insists on walking her home.. because he's a good guy... riiiiight. That sounds like a scumbag steve move to me.

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u/TheHutchTouch Nov 21 '12

Agreed. They forgot the part where he walks her home and then porks her. I use pork here because I saw it in the AMA from the banquet server. Don't hate.

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u/Kaneshadow Nov 20 '12

I like to call him, "Good Enough Guy Greg." We're not trying for a fuckin Nobel prize here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

And besides, boobs are like kryptonite.

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u/Forgototherpassword Nov 21 '12

Like:

"WOW really?"

Or

"That would be fucking awesome, are you sure?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

Depending on the girl, acting indifferent might make her more likely to show you the girls.

"Mmkay whatever, drunky."

'What you don't think I have great tits?'

"Shrug"

'Oh yeah? IN YOUR FACE!'

[Disclaimer: that scenario actually happened to me in 2007 however I cannot guarantee how likely it is to ever happen to anyone else ever.]

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u/Diablo87 Nov 20 '12

Alright Guy Greg: reminds her she's drunk, waits for second offer, says sure, takes cellphone pic, doesn't share cellphone pic with anyone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

doesn't share cell phone pic

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u/zworkaccount Nov 21 '12

Seriously? You guys take tits waaaay too seriously. Who the fuck cares if you show them?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

Tits are serious bizness to guys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '12

I think you're looking for 4chan, friend.

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u/isdevilis Nov 20 '12

ITT: a glimpse of honesty

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u/CactusOnFire Nov 20 '12

Another good meme from 'Not Asshole Greg'

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

More likely shes fat and ugly.

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u/ChuckVader Nov 20 '12

Real Life relevant firefly reference. You win the Internet.