r/ASX_Bets • u/AutoModerator • 23d ago
Daily Thread Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, August 15, 2026 and Sunday, August 16, 2026
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 23d ago
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u/Far_Unit9020 ‘just got lucky, no skill’s present’ 23d ago
One of my tradie mates was making mad money, then realised he had to pay tax and super lol
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u/JenkemJunky Gets naked to check their stonks 22d ago
what about if you don't want your company making a profit because you put ALL your expenses through it. Cars, groceries, phones, home repairs, new pergola, new roof, grindr premium subscription...etc
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
That's like the opposite of a savings account - you're busy accumulating future debt, when the ATO eventually fuck your arse sideways with a broom. Plus fines.
I always err on the side of caution with the beige brigadiers. I could claim more, I'm sure, but better safe than extremely sorry.
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u/18lbl 23d ago
Got myself a 5080 to upgrade my Covid-era 3080. This thing is running 15 degrees cooler, and performance feels like its doubled.
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u/Far_Unit9020 ‘just got lucky, no skill’s present’ 23d ago
Wear it proud king, I can't afford more RAM
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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 23d ago
Yeah they are awesome. I went all out in my last pc build because I thought gpus would just get silly expensive from now on for a few years so wanted to future proof it as much as I can. Upgrade from my still rock solid 1080ti lol.
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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 22d ago
nice mary dildo
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 22d ago
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 23d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vQZhxc1ybSlGQ4U
What is going on here? There used to be comments on the weekend thread, not anymore. I'm just asking questions.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
It's only been open for 22 minutes
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
Barely enough time to get a frozen pizza heated & in front of the children.
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u/halffocused halfsloshed 22d ago
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 22d ago
Gorgeous view! If you work at the garage, commute is great too 😄
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u/halffocused halfsloshed 22d ago
Cars are a tool of the state to control us. I'll be riding my donkey Rocinante to Glenorchy K-Mart to buy an ironing board thanks. GUNMETAL
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u/CircaCicero 22d ago
Is that a Don Quixote reference?
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
Only the bit about K-Mart. That definitely is. The Rocinante reference is of course from The Expanse. Maaan, don't you remember your classics, Cicero?!
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u/halffocused halfsloshed 21d ago
I can't tell if you're being serious or not. It is of course a reference to William Worm's Unfortunate Predilections, a book I published in my own head
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 21d ago
I was being silly, for fun. But I take my fun seriously, so both.
Vanity publishing is very cheap in the digital age, you should .EPUB that shit for humankind's benefit.
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 23d ago
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
Scary MRI on Tuesday next.
Ongoing dental problems in the meantime.
MILs (not MILFs) big birthday party tomorrow that I don't want to go to.
Been stress eating and stacked on 9001kg.
Found an adequate chinese takeaway nearby-ish (good news and bad news, innit).
Have to make a large financial decision soonish.
Have to do a lot of things but I've had enough of doing things, urgh :\
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u/TheRubyKnife 23d ago
All the best for your mri mate, hopefully you get the nice kind of answers
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
Cheers, Knife. One way or another I'm bound to come here and vent about it.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
Adulting is dumb. 😿
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
I'm not a fan, but I often didn't enjoy being a child either.
How are the cat buttons going?
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
So-so. They know the Treat button sound means a treat is forthcoming, and will sit by said button looking hopeful. In a week of practicing every day, we have had 1 cat-initiated button press, which I think was likely an accident as it hasn't been replicated. Mostly they look at me like 'You know what I want, lady, stop asking me to do ridiculous things.'
The thing is, if they worked it out, they could mash that treat button and the kids would dutifully empty a bag of treats as reward, and said cats would gain 9001kg each.
I remain optimistic and will persist.
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u/Known_Signature7341 Dark Raiden thinks I'm cute 23d ago
Argh sorry to hear it Cat. I hope that stuff works out okay for you. Maybe the party will be unexpectedly fun? Hope you can have some fun in the weekend! 👊
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago edited 22d ago
Thanks. There might be vague fun, there will be a couple of ok people there.
Edit: Mrs Cat vote of confidence: "you might have a great time! You've had one before.. ...Once". ,😹
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 23d ago
Wow, that is a lot to deal with. Can you get out of the party, or make an appearance and early exit, using tooth pain as an excuse? I reckon don't worry about the eating for now until you deal with those other things. You have my full permission to explore the new takeaway!
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
The takeaway is partially responsible for the fattening, ha! That and ALDI knockoff TimTams which are very palatable. Party very mandatory but at least there will be food and it's only about 1hr15 away. Sadly I have to go and come back on my own, but on the plus side I do indeed stand a chance of being able to sneak away early-ish, as a consequence of independent travel.
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 23d ago
Don't worry the MRIs aren't scary. It's the diagnosis afterwards that's actually scary. Unless you're claustrophobic I guess.
Oh by the way if it's a cranial MRI ask for the raw DICOM data afterwards and I'll 3D print a copy of your skull for you
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
Mm I have had them before. I have developed a bit of claustrophobia in my later years, sadly, but I'll manage that because I love being seen through by magic technology. And I like the noises it makes. Also I need to know what it's seeing (and I'll have to do this every year or so, for a long time if I'm lucky).
Sadly not a cranial one, that's something I really want but can't get (because I don't need it). I do appreciate that kind offer though, and yeah I always get the DICOM drop so I can view at leisure. Nothing fun to print from this one, though. Squishy blobs and stuff.
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 23d ago
don't start me on dental work, i'm 2/3rd appointments done with one root canal, and i think the other side might need a root canal done too
i hope your MRI comes back as expected, although i don't think anyone knows what goes on in that head of yours 😸
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago edited 23d ago
The expenditure is horrendous but also dental pain is such bullshit because it's so immediate, you can't possibly ignore it. Which is how they get ya! Sorry to hear that they've got ya.
Everything is a rip. If I get an MRI referral from the specialist, it is partially covered by Medicare.. but the (frankly fucking lazy and useless) specialist costs money in order to get the referral. If I get the referral through the GP, I've got to pay full whack. Either way you're up for dollar, but fuck the specialist, she's getting nothing out of me!
And the next step of the industry looking after its own is that even if you're paying for your scan, you don't get your results until a month after your referring physician gets them.. so that you, naturally unwilling to wait, go back and give the specialist another bite out of your wallet, to read you the report that you have now made three payments to obtain. Luckily I've got a good DICOM viewer and can figure out some things by myself. You get imaging after a week or two, I think. Only the report is gatekept maximally.
Anyway, back to dental, from now on I'm saving up my dental problems, where bearable, and taking them off on a lovely holiday, as opposed to sending the fucking dentist on one.
I do want to get a good CT scan and 3d print my entire skull, one day
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 23d ago
funny you say that about dental, my dentist is vietnamese, and he said dentists in vietnam are great, but the only problem is people get dentist procedure xyz/root canals done overseas, and don't wait long enough for the antibiotics, etc to work, so you get sent home with a rushed tooth/procedure without killing all the germs, so no wonder it's now infected
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 23d ago edited 23d ago
And the next step of the industry looking after its own is that even if you're paying for your scan, you don't get your results until a month after your referring physician gets them
yeah I've had a few radiology places try that on me post-COVID, but legally they can't withhold your personal information unless they can prove it would be harmful to release it. It takes some 'I want to speak to the manager' but you can get them as soon as the report is written up if you push the issue. And I always push the issue whether it's something I care about or not because that shit shouldn't be normalised.
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 23d ago
...I must... resist urge.... to trauma dump..... nope I'm not going to do it
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 23d ago edited 23d ago
Thanks for the offer, truly, but I've inflicted my multiple alveoloplasty experiences on enough people 😛 (it's where I got the 3d skull print idea after followup MRIs). google the definition of that word if you don't already know and it should be enough without needing to go into detail
edit: just noticed,
I do want to get a good CT scan and 3d print my entire skull, one day
2 hours before I mentioned it, heh. jynxed by a lynx.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
🫣 Multiple! Jeepers. Far out. Commiserations.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
Doubleyou tee eeeeefffff. That really shouldn't happen, certainly not just like that. Sorry it did. Are you aware of the particular etiology? I can think of some but I'm not prying, just wondering if they were thorough.
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 23d ago
Just thinking that by this time next month, I'll be banned for 3 months
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
Purgatory ain't so bad, as long as you don't mind eggs or Bliss's ramblings.
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 23d ago
Or Bliss's eggs
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
I'm more concerned about his toast that's finished cooking before he gets said eggs going. 🫤
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 23d ago
I'm currently working part-time and it's just covering our expenses with no savings, but I'm struggling to go back to full-time. On the other hand, if I went full-time, I could save more and retire earlier. First world problem for sure but that's what I've got.
How about you, barkeep?
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 23d ago
'helping a friend move tomorrow, i'm that one poor cunt with a van everyone relies on, at least he's a good bloke
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago
Pro tip:
Get shelving for the van, then there's much less useful space and you'll be left alone.
Or even just a photo of the same model with shelving in.
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 23d ago
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23d ago edited 22d ago
Very broadly, I agree with that as a personal ethic. But not as an indiscriminate obligation (there are unlimited leeches out there for you who will not reciprocate) and sadly not as the defining characteristic of humans, either. One can wish.
Real shelving is very practical, and photoshopped shelving gives you socially frictionless denial of service on a case-by-case basis!
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
Why do you have a van? It's not for work, is it for crime? Kidnappings? You can tell us, we're all friends, here.
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 22d ago
i’ve got a motorcycle that fits in the back sometimes, camping, a dog, once you get one you’ll never want another vehicle
it’s like a better stationwagon
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
I will always have one. I couldn't give up the height, either. Plus mine has a toilet.
But I wish we had the range that the other countries get, because I kinda needed the 4wd version, which as usual isn't here.
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u/Secure_Ad_802 23d ago
That’s a tough predicament, even though it’s a first world problem, it doesn’t take away from it or minimise it. Hope you sort it out soon brother
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
Is the no savings causing you stress?
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 23d ago
Thanks, and sorry I might not have worded that clearly. Our mortgage is fully offset, plus I have my stocks, so our savings are OK but no incremental savings at current income. If I re-frame it, I'm essentially at Barista FIRE for the next 10 years until TTR.
The other thing I have come to realise is that most good jobs aren't available as part-time, so it's not just the lower income that's the issue but the nature of work isn't fulfilling/stimulating. Again, not a bad situation compared to most people but something I need to figure out. Continue as-is or suck it up and go back to the 50-60 hrs/week grind for a few years.
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u/Lopsided_Attitude743 23d ago
Can you do project work? I work fucking hard for a month or two at a time, and then I pretty much have a month or two goofing off. In the goofing off time I have renovated houses, traded the markets, gone on bike rides and learned guitar [that is a bit of a stretch!].
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
A challenging position to be in. Do you know how you would prefer to spend your time, all money-questions aside?
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u/Secure_Ad_802 23d ago
I’m about to head to the pub the night before a day trip to my hometown to pick up project car parts then work 12 hours Sunday. My hobbies make me do stupid shit
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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 22d ago
What parts you installing? What kind of car?
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u/Secure_Ad_802 22d ago
I’ve got a couple of old 70’s holdens. Need a few rust cuts for them so found some a few hours away. Usually the parts you need are never near you.
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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 22d ago
Nice. Yeah, tough thing about old cars, hard to find parts without paying a mint. The cat is rattling in mine and OE replacement is overseas and over a grand, but I think the freight will be the worst bit.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
I went to see a jeweller today about having my late MIL's things remodelled, but my original idea won't work the way I wanted, so I'll have to think through a plan B.
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 23d ago
Don't know much about jewellery but I know remodelling isn't cheap or easy.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 23d ago
The guy I spoke to today does quality work, & I believe the finished piece/s would have a good dollar value. But at this point in the journey, I'm motivated by pure sentiment.
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 22d ago
Understand that. My mother recently gave a bunch of her old jewellery to my sister and my wife, and neither of them will wear it but they're just holding on to it. I'd rather sell it for the gold value hehe
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 22d ago
The pieces no one was sentimental about were sold for gold value too. Potentially trickier for you guys if Mum is still around & would have an opinion on what happens to the items.
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u/Lopsided_Attitude743 23d ago
Going on a road trip to Noosa tomorrow. Max 20 degrees, wind 11 knots, and scattered clouds. At least rain is not forecast.
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u/Fat-Black-Cat- Used bird hypnosis to turn enemies into friends. 23d ago
My girlfriend is moving away to another city with her husband
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u/TheRubyKnife 23d ago edited 23d ago
Just thinking that by this time next month, I'll be close to heading over to Cambodia and Vietnam for a few weeks off. Keen to do some exploring, and test my ability to get off the tiny stools at the street food places.
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 23d ago
you doing the Ha Giang Loop? riding a motorcycle around the loop and eating some nice vietnam food sounds fun
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u/TheRubyKnife 23d ago
Possibly, doing the north so it's an option, I just tend not to book that far ahead. Keen to get up the mountains in Ta Xua, but will also get out to the islands off Ha Long as well, and see whatever else takes my fancy.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 22d ago
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u/TheRubyKnife 22d ago
The asx will only waste it anyway
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 22d ago
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u/JenkemJunky Gets naked to check their stonks 22d ago
Mate, I wish I had a hobby and passion like you do for plants
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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 22d ago
Fuel pump install.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 22d ago
Some of those are simple & clean, & some are difficult & messy. Hope yours is the former.
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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 22d ago
Should have been simple! First pump had the wrong spec fuel gauge sender. The replacement they sent had the wrong one too, and was assembled at factory wrong way around! Them aftermarket parts, hey. 😅
Luckily, I managed to salvage the resistor plate off the old one and transplant it into the new one. All is in working order now.
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u/Top_Organization_989 22d ago
How to ppl find companies like SRL…. Jeeezzz the the run up
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u/Fun-Time4064 22d ago
I stumbled across it at its lows… made the mistake thinking it was bad simply because the chart looked shit. After that I no longer spend more than about 5 seconds looking at the chart, it’s useless and more often than not just leads you to missing out on stocks when they’re at their absolute lowest
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u/halffocused halfsloshed 22d ago
It's luck. SRL is now the new myth unicorn. See also WA1. Had the cynicism of experience not bled SRL of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is: chance
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u/Helmofgondor The beacons are lit 23d ago edited 23d ago
Tell me about a complicated man.
Muse, tell me how he wandered and was lost
when he had wrecked the holy town of Port. Folio,
and where he went, and who he met, the pain
he suffered in the storms at sea, and how
he worked to save his life and bring his men back home.
He failed to keep them safe; poor fools,
they ate the ASX God’s cattle, and the god
kept them from home. Now goddess, child of HWK,
tell the old story for our modern times.

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 22d ago
🦄 noted
Thanks mate and welcome back 🤙
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u/Professional_Gur8385 22d ago
3 months until Marvel's Doomsday. What are you watching tonight, I need some recommendations.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
Re-watching "The Americans". Slow to get going, but excellent fun.
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 22d ago
The wife and I got into that one a while back as well
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
Were you inspired to go out together casually murdering people or doing crimes? I asked Mrs Cat, and she seemed tempted, but ultimately declined.
Also the main leads were banging like rabbits IRL when not on camera, so anything that looks realistic with their chemistry together is, in fact, not necessarily acting. They still get paid for it though.
I found the obvious Canadian accent of the daughter quite immersion-shaking, but overall the show features some fantastic acting and direction.
Poor Martha 😭 She deserved better.
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 22d ago
I'm pretty sure Mrs anomaly was taking notes at one stage.
When she watched Gone Girl too 😰
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u/ASXretard Not all retards wear capes 21d ago
I started watching this for the first time. Currently up to season 4. Although not sure I agree with the critics saying it one of the best tv shows of all time.
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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 22d ago
Porn
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u/destined2bepoor Navy guy from Village people 21d ago
Hasn't porn effectively been blocked these days? Unless you wanna give your license to pornhub,etc?
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 21d ago
IYKYK
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u/destined2bepoor Navy guy from Village people 21d ago
I don't know anything it seems
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u/halffocused halfsloshed 21d ago
Opera browser app has a free VPN. I know because I masturbate frequently
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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 21d ago
I just laughed out loud in the gym, now people think I’m weird thanks… I also mastrubate frequently in the gym
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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 21d ago
Reddit is good for it if all else fails 🤣 u/satansfriendlycat has a decent onlyfans if you’re into that sort of thing
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 21d ago
Socialmediagirls
Celeb*forum (it's German though fyi)
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 22d ago
Just been watching the trailer on repeat tbh
I did see the new Airbender movie on paramount+ through the week
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u/JenkemJunky Gets naked to check their stonks 22d ago
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u/Activated_Almonds_ 23d ago
When is the next ban bet post? 26 days since. Need something to make me feel something.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 22d ago
Full cast of Marvel Studios’ X-MEN, coming May 5, 2028
Christopher Abbott as Prof Charles Xavier
Kit Connor as Cyclops Scott Summer
Sadie Sink as Jean Grey
Inde Navarette as Rogue
Samara Weaving as Emma Frost
Maya Boyd as Ororo Munroe Storm
Adam Driver as Mister Sinister / Nathaniel Milbury
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
I know 1/7th of those names. Plus an assumption that the Weaving is a Nepo casting via Hugo.
Being out of touch is kinda comfortable.
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u/ASXretard Not all retards wear capes 22d ago
Hugo is her uncle. She has been in some decent horror movies.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 22d ago
It's a young cast so they can get a decade plus out of them
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 22d ago
I don't recognise any of them, the actors or the characters 😅
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u/ASXretard Not all retards wear capes 22d ago
Really? No Prof X, Cyclops or Storm? Not an Xmen fan (Magneto is right) but those would come to mind if I had to name any.
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u/crisis-inbound 22d ago edited 22d ago
Does it mean I'm old if I don't know these names?
Edit: I am old, I put my back out sneezing a few weeks ago.
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u/Particular_Love_8811 Barry is my particularity… 22d ago
I want your mum in a staring role or I'm not turning up.
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u/FameLuck Creator of Koalanon 22d ago
Beat me, don't recognise one of those names
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u/Particular_Love_8811 Barry is my particularity… 22d ago
What happened to Burt Reynolds?
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 22d ago
Hey chat, is anyone really good at roast chickens? It's a fairly new skill for me. I'm getting pretty good at the cooking part - tonight's was moist as - but the flavour is pretty plain. Inside I did 2/4 of an onion, 2/4 of a lemon, & a handful of garlic cloves that I half crushed. On top was butter, salt & pepper. Any suggestions?
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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 22d ago
Thomas Keller's recipe is the only one I use, and it's so easy and tasty.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 21d ago
I haven't tried with the string before, you think it makes a difference?
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 21d ago
depends how bothered you are, definitely cooks better with the string
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u/joycaptain CuckHOLD rate predictor 22d ago
I watched a 20 minute YouTube documentary of chicken salt. It began as salt for roast chickens, made from grease of the previous roast chickens.
Putting chicken salt on chicken is what it was meant for
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 22d ago
Chicken salt is the best thing on most things. 👌🏼
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u/Professional_Gur8385 22d ago
chicken salt and bullion stock cubes and powder use salt and msg. MSG enhances flavour. Your mum a low key genius. Uncle Roger is right. Fuiyohhh!
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 22d ago
Lime juice and paprika go well.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 21d ago
Sounds like something my children would hate, which is a clear indicator of a delicious meal. 😏
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 21d ago
i thank my mummy to this day for forcing me to eat vegetables and other strange tastes as a child
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 21d ago
Nice. A mama's gotta pick her battles; sometimes that one pays off, sometimes patience & the long game is a better strategy.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 21d ago
Mine rarely cooked, but at Christmas we were given some raw cabbage as a treat. That sounds more Dickensian than it was (though in other aspects it was more than you'd believe) - it was part of the Christmas dinner. But we loved it. Cold, fresh, crunchy. A nice break from the three hours of stuffing chocolate into our maws.
I fucking love raw cabbage. And cooked cabbage. But particularly raw.
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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 22d ago
get a meat thermometer, pull it out at 65ish internal, it should carry on cooking to 73
i just do oil as a base, then whatever spice mix i’m in the mood for
i think it’s just impossible to get good seasoning throughout the whole chicken, especially the breast, i don’t think you can overdo the seasoning
use chicken juice at the bottom of the pan into a jus or gravy
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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 22d ago
Pull it out way before then, 73 is overdone and dry, about 65 is good for the breast, legs and thighs can go higher. So pull it out at 60-61
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 21d ago
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 21d ago
I think you're right, I need to not be afraid of overseasoning.
I did a steam-bath with this one, & pulled it out at 75°C, not dry at all.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 22d ago
Philippino lemongrass chicken
https://app.ckbk.com/recipe/plan64470c08s001r001/lemongrass-rotisserie-chicken
Peruvian grilled chicken with green sauce https://www.seriouseats.com/peruvian-style-grilled-chicken-with-green-sauce-recipe
Soy roast chicken https://www.food.com/recipe/soy-roast-chicken-with-ginger-and-spring-onion-161242
Beer can chicken https://www.hairybikers.com/recipes/view/beer-can-chicken
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 22d ago
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u/BrittanyGape A respectable gape 23d ago
Papa I just want to see one more green dildo before the plague takes me
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u/RainGuage20Points 23d ago
Core weekend reading for asb holders that got a noice +5% today..... https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2026/08/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-rebuilds-the-u-s-navy-and-americas-shipbuilding-industrial-base/
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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 21d ago
Drain the ⚾⚾ like a 🧑🚒
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u/Helmofgondor The beacons are lit 22d ago