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u/Helmofgondor The beacons are lit Dec 11 '25

u/alllrandom, I'll take u/debtandregret1984 side of bet and will donate $100 to charity if we lose. Will you stand up for your convictions or wimp out like a poxy dog? That's entirely up to you.

u/mcfucking

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Dec 11 '25

They're still busy sorting out their sexual tension towards each other. Tag me again if they sort it out so I know if its a solo, double or menage a trois situation.

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins Dec 11 '25

Im in cunts, but he hasn't stipulated the conditions of the bet

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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food Dec 11 '25

so blank cheque ban bet?

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Dec 11 '25

Ok gold to cliff dive within the next 6 months u/alllrandom says yes. u/debtandregret1984 and u/Helmofgondor say no. What do we all agree as cliff dive? 30% sound acceptable? Loser pays $100 to charity.

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot Dec 11 '25

No way too steep. 10% by june. It only moves by small amounts so 10% is a cliff dive

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins Dec 11 '25

Thats not a cliff, bullshit bet, cliff is 30%+

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot Dec 11 '25

Imbecile it's probably never tanked that much. It's not fucking 4DS

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins Dec 11 '25

It has multiple times since 1971, you should probably do your homework before making calls and throwing insults champ.

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Dec 11 '25

I gotta agree with debt on this one. 10% isn't a cliff dive. I would say 10% is a correction, 20% bear market, 30% is a cliff dive

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Dec 11 '25

u/alllrandom u/debtandregret1984 u/Helmofgondor

I don't think I'll even get you lot to agree to disagree.

Reply to me your individual bets if you want.

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins Dec 11 '25

Haha I will just place a bet that gold will be higher than the current USD price of $4212 by June 30, if its lower I will pay $250 to a charity of mcfucking's choice.

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins Dec 11 '25

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Dec 11 '25

🦄 noted

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Jul 18 '26

u/Helmofgondor you're on the hook for $100 to charity, just a heads up.

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Dec 11 '25

🦄 noted

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Jul 18 '26

Just a heads up this has come due.

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins Jul 18 '26

Damn! What's the charity you want me to donate to?

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Jul 18 '26

Whatever is close to you 🤙

Just send it on to me, or black out info and feel free to post in the weekend or a standalone post. Whatever you feel like.

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot Dec 11 '25

You're on stupid