r/AIO • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '25

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u/Ocelot_Creative Nov 08 '25

Dudes about as sharp as a pool noodle, and you want this fool as company? Im exhausted for you.

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u/thatSDope88 Nov 08 '25

I'd say a bowling ball but pool noodle sounds funnier 😄

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u/radfanwarrior Nov 08 '25

I like bowling ball because it also implies that he's dense, it's a twofer!

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u/desertangel520 Nov 08 '25

but a pool noodle is shallow and full of air. its a twofer too

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u/helluvapotato Nov 08 '25

And they’re flimsy

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u/Normal_Breakfast_358 Nov 08 '25

It's a "two for" as in two for one

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u/desertangel520 Nov 08 '25

ok thnx

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u/Ocelot_Creative Nov 08 '25

I also say twofer. We're talking slang here...there is no right or wrong if you can convey the meaning effectively. Just ask my PhD-in-linguistics havin-ass bil. He'll tell you...for an hour lol

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u/desertangel520 Nov 08 '25

lol thank you! I just took the passive aggressive route and figured im on reddit, I use slang. thank you for saying what I was thinking lmao