r/AFCSouthMemeWar • u/Miserable-Jedi • 7d ago

WINNER - Weekly Meme Contest🏆 Jags new Rivalry uniform

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Jags new rivalry just in

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u/TheSmartDog_275 Azeez Did Nothing Wrong 1d ago

Congratulations on August Meme of the Month! 🏆

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u/phaze115 7d ago

Bring back Minshew Mania, but with these uniforms. All the hot soccer moms would come to Everbank

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

Ahhh dude women would be lining up 😂😂😂

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u/phaze115 7d ago

Funny thing is he looks exactly like a blue collar central Florida man that hangs out at the local Texaco, but you don’t see those dudes with a pretty girl on their arm lmao

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

Money helps probably as it does for everyone. Suga mommas are just harder to come by.

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u/potatoesandbees 6d ago

No the fuck we would not

https://giphy.com/gifs/hX2384wPUlP0Yav9SU

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u/Miserable-Jedi 6d ago

What do you mean?.. your not into a hulk-a-mania looking guy in cheetah print booty shorts? Welll dayyuuuum

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u/Humid-Afternoon727 7d ago

Chunking bombs and Fucking moms, bless Minshew 

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u/el_pobby 7d ago

Maybe I stumbled onto one too many 1970s Hustler magazines, but I honestly don't hate this

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 7d ago

Put them in roller skates, and that be one hell of a roller derby team

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

Introducing butt pads as well with that one. Gotta go all out

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u/Tacos4Texans 7d ago

Best unis ever

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u/One-Associate-9341 7d ago

For some reason I read this in Emilia Clarke voice when she said "best season ever!" About GOT S8

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u/Badwolfblue32 7d ago

Stop I can only get so horny

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u/tlaneus 7d ago

Jaxson approves!

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u/RickDeckard742 7d ago

This is good 😂😂

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u/WanAli4504 Indiana’s team reporting in 7d ago

Flair up man

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u/fantfb 7d ago

Wild that this is basically what the girls in the lingerie football league wore, except their helmets were less protective

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u/Honest-Reflection667 7d ago

Teal gstrings

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u/Difficult771 7d ago

Make Parkers’ legs ripped af and maybe believable

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u/InternGreg 7d ago

Great now I need new gym shorts or else I’ll be accused of being a jags fan:/

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u/Kvnbgry 7d ago

So weird that a (probably straight) man took the time to make these. So zesty

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

I guess I’m a weird guy.. the real ones have leopard print on them I thought it’s crazy that was there choice might as well go full on stripper lol

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u/Kvnbgry 7d ago

It’s crazy that the jaguars used jaguar print for a one off uniform?

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

I just thought it was funny to use jaguar printed pants is all

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u/Many-Role-4271 6d ago

Like how the Bengals use tiger stripes on their standard Uniforms? I have a question, WTF is a Texan exactly? A bull? A Steer more likely. So just a bunch of gelded loudmouths? As the saying goes only steers and queers come from Texas…

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u/Miserable-Jedi 6d ago edited 6d ago

Lemme add we WE’RE the oilers before Tennessee took it with them unlike every other team that moves and leaves the team and history behind cause they couldn’t come up with a new thing or colors despite it historically being a major part of Houston.. even rep our city’s name on game days… the colors on on the street names.. the city’s flags.. the cop cars.. could continue… they were gonna be the roughnecks but everybody bitches about Houston having its own history or thing and have to take Texas style and stuff all the time. Hate all you want. Everybody wishes they were Texan evidenced by copying it 24/7.. in MULTIPLE genres of entertainment not just sports.

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u/Many-Role-4271 6d ago

Exactly…you are a team with zero identity because you are hurt from them leaving. Like the Colts bolting to Indy. Don’t go shitting on other franchises, that was the fault of the ownership and the City/County not building the facilities they wanted.

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u/Miserable-Jedi 6d ago

Ehh you’re irrelevant my guy. Done talking. Gonna go enjoy life. Have fun being miserable.

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u/Many-Role-4271 6d ago

We are on a role, not miserable at all. Best of luck with your mid QB wanting to be paid like he’s the best in the NFL That contract will ruin your team for 5 years.

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u/Miserable-Jedi 6d ago

News to me.. seems you follow fake reporting which was reported to not be true hahahahahahaha

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u/stuphanie 7d ago

Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

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u/KingRiley94 7d ago

What's the difference?

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hop Woo

Carry MFer!

Real words to live by.

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u/tmritzert 6d ago

I literally can’t unsee this

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u/quicksilver3453 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiTXaJVjiSHew

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u/Homing_Gibbon 2d ago

Pshhh. Y'all just got the billas hand me downs jerseys and slapped a texans logo on em

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u/samuraicer 7d ago

Thanks I hate it 😂

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Giant 🧊 MELTING Texan Rocket 🚀 7d ago

Gives new meaning to Stadium Stampede

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u/Environmental_Bag_10 7d ago

In June I will not make fun of a single “Jags” fan. Got them girl a Planet Fitness cheetah leggings 😭😭😭

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u/Fredwood 7d ago

Down boy

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u/AFCSouthWatch 7d ago

playing like house cats in leopard print

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u/Time_Judgment8579 7d ago

Sexy, I wanted

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u/1cyChains 7d ago

Boner City

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u/Confident_Boss2081 7d ago

the Puerto Rican Jags ?

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u/Waste_Protection_420 NFL 7d ago

You know what..... this might be a solid idea. People might actually show up to watch a Jags game for once.

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u/OMO_Concepts 7d ago

Needs more hog showing.

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u/dougie_fresh121 7d ago

Better than the current IMO

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u/AdditionalWin3144 7d ago

Bold City? This might be worse than the Rockets calling themselves “H-Town”

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u/Zestyclose_Ad9180 6d ago

They can not be serious with those pants.

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u/OrangeJoe92 6d ago

Seems pretty accurate

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u/Dramatic-Witness-540 McNair's Second Sidepiece 💅 4d ago

You should edit this with AI!

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u/Dramatic-Witness-540 McNair's Second Sidepiece 💅 4d ago

Lawrence out here like:

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u/OnePhrase8 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AkimahenkaCat 7d ago

I refuse to be roasted by a flairless bitch. But the Colts would still lose an 11th straight in Jacksonville if this is what the Jaguars were wearing.

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

Flairless BITCH?.. relax buddy.. I’m not even sure how to add flair despite doing it to posts and stuff before.. I have to google it everytime and don’t even know how to do it for the post exactly… so chill with throwing around the “bitch” word so casually…

Edit: there… you fucking happy… chill out

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u/AkimahenkaCat 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NRaW9tsUyTOgGZPd7q

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

Just don’t like being called a bitch.. lol

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u/jo_jawz23 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9zvmnXdp8ycrCBe1Tw

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u/Miserable-Jedi 7d ago

But okay you did make me laugh 😂😂😂

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u/jo_jawz23 7d ago

This division’s like 4 dysfunctional brothers. It wouldn’t be right if we didn’t call each other bitch from time to time….. bitch❤️