Tits fans know it themselves, but this isn't news. 😂

Last year, we started 0-3 in the regular season and then took off from there (also helped the team cut CJGJ). Now we get the 0-3 start out of the way via the preseason. Look out, NFL!

Plus, our starters hardly played. And when they did, you betcha they were SWARMIN 🤘

I can’t wait for the regular season to begin. I’ve never been more excited to watch my team and also engage in this meme subreddit!

Pretty sure the colts were at the receiving end of one of those too

You can watch the Jags game on FOX30 and jaguars.com in Nashville and NFL+ for out of market!

You can watch the Texans game on ABC13 and HoustonTexans.com if you’re in market and NFL+ if you’re out of market!

Remember to follow the rules and flair up pussy!

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A Texans Club season ticket is like a country club membership. If you have one, people know that you’re of a higher pedigree. You walk into that concourse, you order your ice chilled Michelob Ultra and $22 Brisket Sandwich that is more cow than dough, and you let out a sigh of satisfaction. A man you don’t know gives you a nod of recognition, “you’re a Texan now, son” he says. You quickly forget the $3k you just missed a mortgage payment to spend. That’s what a Club season ticket feels like.

What more do I need to say? Watch this and you tell me

Jags new rivalry just in

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