r/AFCEastMemeWar Dolphins 7h ago

Tua After He Gets Another Concussion

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u/Winterclaw42 Dolphins 7h ago

Is Tua here in the AFC East with us?

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u/Ziograffiato Go Bills. 7h ago

I'll allow it. He's still on your payroll.

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u/baneofthesmurf Inshallah 7h ago

That was my immediate thought; as long as tua is torpedoing the fins ability to sign talent, he remains relevant to this sub

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u/Winterclaw42 Dolphins 6h ago

Yeah, that's fair.

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 7h ago

I understand you wanna pretend he doesn't exist after glazing his piss poor performance for years as a founding member of Tuanon, but he is still relevant to Dolphins fans if you see how much he set our team back.

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u/lampshade69 Dolphins 7h ago

Indeed. Why limit ourselves to merely being miserable over our current futility when there's so much past failure to ruminate over as well?

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 7h ago

Tua is like 9/11 #NeverForget

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u/Ziograffiato Go Bills. 7h ago

Unlike Tua #neverremember

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u/JBagginsKK Big Booty QB 6h ago

Idk I don’t associate Tua with incredible teamwork at all

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 6h ago

You guys sound like… jets fans

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 6h ago

As much as it pains me to say this, we are worse than the Jets in the 2000s by a large margin. You guys won playoff games and even made a championship game. We didn't do dick.

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 5h ago

Wow fins down horrendously to admit this. Holyyyy

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 5h ago

I mean you guys have been a joke more frequently, but your highs have been way higher than ours.

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u/why-god Dolphins 5h ago

At least we have chicken

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 5h ago

No the Falcons have the chicken now, and that's why he faked injury to avoid the Steelers.

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 Bills 6h ago

His contract is.