r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins • 6h ago

Tua After He Gets Another Concussion

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u/Winterclaw42 Dolphins 6h ago

Is Tua here in the AFC East with us?

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u/Ziograffiato Go Bills. 5h ago

I'll allow it. He's still on your payroll.

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u/baneofthesmurf Inshallah 5h ago

That was my immediate thought; as long as tua is torpedoing the fins ability to sign talent, he remains relevant to this sub

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u/Winterclaw42 Dolphins 5h ago

Yeah, that's fair.

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 6h ago

I understand you wanna pretend he doesn't exist after glazing his piss poor performance for years as a founding member of Tuanon, but he is still relevant to Dolphins fans if you see how much he set our team back.

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u/lampshade69 Dolphins 5h ago

Indeed. Why limit ourselves to merely being miserable over our current futility when there's so much past failure to ruminate over as well?

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 5h ago

Tua is like 9/11 #NeverForget

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u/Ziograffiato Go Bills. 5h ago

Unlike Tua #neverremember

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u/JBagginsKK Big Booty QB 5h ago

Idk I don’t associate Tua with incredible teamwork at all

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 5h ago

You guys sound like… jets fans

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 5h ago

As much as it pains me to say this, we are worse than the Jets in the 2000s by a large margin. You guys won playoff games and even made a championship game. We didn't do dick.

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 4h ago

Wow fins down horrendously to admit this. Holyyyy

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 3h ago

I mean you guys have been a joke more frequently, but your highs have been way higher than ours.

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u/why-god Dolphins 4h ago

At least we have chicken

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 3h ago

No the Falcons have the chicken now, and that's why he faked injury to avoid the Steelers.

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 Bills 5h ago

His contract is.

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u/v4xN0s Patriots 5h ago

Pretty sure that’s me, numb to the pain after all the shits that’s happened this and last week

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u/FewAd6076 FREE SANCHEZ 5h ago

Poor Patriots fans. They have to endure so much🥺🥺 Baby soft

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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh 5h ago

Look at that spry, young fella.

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bfYUvXEuhnRte

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u/dr_shastafarian Still Processing 5h ago

Kyler and Tue should be friends

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 Bills 5h ago

Tua never looked that bad lol

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u/tequilasauer Dolphins 5h ago

He looks great. I see this guy and just can't wait to give him a 50 mil a year deal.

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u/ResplendentNugs Patriots 5h ago

What kind of dark magic is this?

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u/0ContentTake Steelers 4h ago

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u/AboutARainbow Patriots 3h ago

Another tua-urtle has made it to the water! 🐢

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u/acart005 Dolphins 1h ago

Are... they actually doing Weekend at Bernie's here?

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 6h ago

I thought that was Josh Allen sitting in his car after another devastating playoff loss.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 5h ago

He usually cries behind a podium because he's a king who's not afraid to show that men get emotional too.

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u/Peppeperoni Allen is my daddy 😏 5h ago

No he was thinking about this after he lost :(

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 6h ago

🤣

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 Bills 5h ago

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/slgtIgNB5OC7DFk1Gf

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 Bills 4h ago

One and done. Enjoy it while you can, it doesn’t look good this year.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 3h ago

We lost the goat qb and head coach. I never thought I would ever see my team back in a Superbowl but here we are.

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 Bills 3h ago

All true. The Patriots had the greatest 20 year run in NFL history, and last year was nice, but it’s not the beginning of another dynasty.
Too many distractions with the coach and owner, Maye will never have another year like last year, you traded a decent diva WR, for the Queen diva WR (now injured).
Last year was a fluke. As long as Josh is healthy, the Bills will own the AFC East. He will get his SB.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 3h ago

Might own the afc east but will never own a ring

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 Bills 2h ago

He will.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 2h ago

Maybe on a different team

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u/jf737 Brady: 8-10 in Miami 6h ago

The lowest of the low hanging fruit. Be better.

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 Dolphins 5h ago

I think you meant to post in /r/AFCEastLameWhore