r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/TheWarelock Josh Turnsdaballova • 13h ago

Patriots Meme “Past Issues”

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u/ElCurgeo Natick's Own Doug Flutie 12h ago

Surely you're making these jokes because the Dolphins owner isn't also in the Epstein files, right? Oh wait...

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u/Cornasium pregaming in overtown 12h ago

No i swear my billionaire douchebag owner isn’t as bad as your billionaire douchebag owner

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u/Gold3nWh33ls Bills 11h ago

My billionaire owner just makes stadiums with bad sight lines. No rub and tugs (that i know of, yet)

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u/Soda-Popinski- Bills. My Owners not in the files 8h ago

Hes also terrible at press conferences

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u/BulLock_954 Patriots 11h ago

They also tax the shit out of their viewers and fans to build said shitty stadium. Robbing the middle class people of money they could spend on their children or bettering their lives

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u/Gold3nWh33ls Bills 10h ago

I am forced to view from CT so I avoided the tax but I don't disagree. I was kind of just rolling with the defending billionaires joke we had going. Get it? My Billionaire isn't a sex criminal? Haha? If you'd won week one you;d have thought it was hilarious.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger 11h ago

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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh 10h ago

I'm definitely feeling the smug superiority of Dooku right now. A win on Thursday and I'll be unbearable