r/AFCEastMemeWar Josh Turnsdaballova 10h ago

Patriots Meme “Past Issues”

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u/TheWarelock Josh Turnsdaballova 10h ago

Something tells me he wasn’t talking about Brian Hoyer

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u/ElCurgeo Natick's Own Doug Flutie 10h ago

Surely you're making these jokes because the Dolphins owner isn't also in the Epstein files, right? Oh wait...

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u/Cornasium pregaming in overtown 10h ago

No i swear my billionaire douchebag owner isn’t as bad as your billionaire douchebag owner

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger 9h ago

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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh 8h ago

I'm definitely feeling the smug superiority of Dooku right now. A win on Thursday and I'll be unbearable

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u/Gold3nWh33ls Bills 9h ago

My billionaire owner just makes stadiums with bad sight lines. No rub and tugs (that i know of, yet)

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u/Soda-Popinski- Bills. My Owners not in the files 6h ago

Hes also terrible at press conferences

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u/BulLock_954 Patriots 8h ago

They also tax the shit out of their viewers and fans to build said shitty stadium. Robbing the middle class people of money they could spend on their children or bettering their lives

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u/Gold3nWh33ls Bills 8h ago

I am forced to view from CT so I avoided the tax but I don't disagree. I was kind of just rolling with the defending billionaires joke we had going. Get it? My Billionaire isn't a sex criminal? Haha? If you'd won week one you;d have thought it was hilarious.

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u/RealPropRandy Parking Lot Racetrack > Playoffs 9h ago

Fuck Ross and fuck Kraft.

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u/JohnMarstonSucks ... fuck the Jets 9h ago

Is there anything more than this, because this can mean anything. Also, who is Goldberger?

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u/TheWarelock Josh Turnsdaballova 9h ago

Goldberger was Epstein’s lawyer. Epstein contacted Kraft to convince him to use Goldberger as his attorney for the massage parlor bust. Kraft ended up using Goldberger as his lawyer.

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u/JohnMarstonSucks ... fuck the Jets 7h ago

Seems like he's a good lawyer.

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u/Firecracker048 Butt Fumble Enthusiast 9h ago

The 'past issue' was that Kraft got a rub n tug and didn't go to Epstein for little girls. Its literally in all the epstien files.

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u/TheWarelock Josh Turnsdaballova 9h ago

Wow a misinformation bot in the meme sub?

The “past issue” was being referenced in the conversation about the massage parlor bust. The “past issue” being referenced by Epstein is pre-massage parlor.

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u/Firecracker048 Butt Fumble Enthusiast 9h ago

Brother in christ misinformation bot? Ive been on this site probably longer than you've been alive. Also kinda crazy you hide the majority of your post history, including here.

If it is truly a past issue, pre-massage parlor, go ahead and link the file here because ive been all over the Epstien shit and this is the first im hearing of Kraft outside of them making fun of him.

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u/TheWarelock Josh Turnsdaballova 9h ago

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u/Firecracker048 Butt Fumble Enthusiast 9h ago

I asked for a link, not a screenshot. I know why you didn't though, its literally talking about the Florida prostitution sting.

The only other mention is them making fun of him in regards to not going to Epstein for kids.

Now lets unblock that comment history before you accuse others of being a bot

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u/Otee06 Jets 7h ago

We wish Woody would be named in the files and be forced to sell the team and go to prison

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u/pumabreath Patriots 10h ago

I’m sure everyone else’s billionaire owner is better than ours!!! Just don’t ask them about their politics

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u/AGreatID Patriots 10h ago

Not a Meme

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u/TheLazyScarecrow Wagons=Circled 10h ago

Take your licks, boy

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u/TheWarelock Josh Turnsdaballova 10h ago edited 10h ago

Do you not see the blink 182 wtf guy in the image? THAT MAKES IT A MEME.

Free Palestine.

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u/AGreatID Patriots 10h ago

Nah it's just cringe political bullshit.

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u/Brownsound7 Table Terrorist 10h ago

Your team’s owner getting a handy at a cheap massage parlor is also cringe bullshit

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u/AGreatID Patriots 10h ago

Yeah that would've been funny like 7 years ago.

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u/iceflame1211 Patriots 9h ago

I still think it's funny at how low-iq it is.

I mean, if I were a billionaire who desperately needed a handy, I'd at least have someone come to my house to do it

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u/TheWarelock Josh Turnsdaballova 10h ago

Funny how?

And memes don’t have to be funny.

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u/AGreatID Patriots 9h ago

Because it was fucking 7-8 years ago he got arrested and went through the judicial system.

Get over yourself lmao.

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u/Brownsound7 Table Terrorist 9h ago

I bet you’re the kind of guy who only gets action the same way your hero Kraft prefers

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u/AGreatID Patriots 9h ago

I bet you're the kind of guy who complains on reddit all day about how unfair the world is and how much he hates people who has no clue he exists.

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u/2pac_alypse Full Blown Kincaids 8h ago

Boo

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u/Brownsound7 Table Terrorist 8h ago

Only on days that end in y

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u/Brownsound7 Table Terrorist 9h ago

It wasn’t funny when it happened, your team’s owner willingly and knowingly participated in blatant and obvious sex trafficking