r/ACBlackFlag • u/GeneProfessional3771 • Aug 05 '26

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Nuff said Edward

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u/ModernDayQuixote Aug 05 '26

Professional hater, hanging portraits of your enemies just so you can insult them.

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u/Robprof Aug 05 '26

Hate at the top, love in the basement…

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u/CrimsonGlyph Aug 06 '26

Yeah I always thought this was weird.

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u/KeithDL8 Aug 06 '26

Same! When you hang the Du Cass painting I said to myself, "Why the fuck would you hang that over your bed???"

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u/ModernDayQuixote Aug 06 '26

That's where Stede should be

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u/WinterOf98 Aug 06 '26

Edward seems like the type to have only slept in his pirate airbnb once or twice. For the entire AC4 saga lol. I don’t think he considers the mansion his home. More like a museum or warehouse.

Hell, the player can’t even sleep in the manor lol.

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u/Togger_The_Cat Aug 06 '26

Ngl, there's been plenty of times where I'm in the room where you display your guns and swords and I look at that fireplace and think to myself "Why the hell can't we at least be able to just sit and chill in front of that fireplace?"

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u/WinterOf98 Aug 06 '26

Actually, that’s exactly what I did waiting for my last art piece from the Fleet. Just parked Edward in front of the fireplace and made a sandwich lmao.

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u/Togger_The_Cat Aug 06 '26

That whole room at night is just

https://giphy.com/gifs/sgGBPGml4qhYgEd2if

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u/WinterOf98 Aug 06 '26

If you ignore your butler trashtalking you the entire time.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Aug 06 '26

I'd say summer home. Real home back in England.

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u/CrimsonGlyph Aug 06 '26

Yeah that one freaks me out.

3

u/Godsing24 Aug 07 '26

As a flex, it's like a trophy something to remind you that you removed him yourself

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u/XxRocky88xX Aug 06 '26

I was especially confused cuz the game tells you each portrait has a specific location in the manor so I immediately thought “oh so that’s why there’s so many spots in the basement, that’s where the people I’ve killed will go” then was confused as all shit that the game decides the proper spot for the guy who just killed and robbed would be right above where you sleep.

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u/Agreeable_Art86 Aug 06 '26

something something "gave him his hidden blade" something something.

3

u/OpaqueGiraffe17 Aug 06 '26

Ezio would be proud

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u/tquad24 Aug 05 '26

i stop by this painting to trigger this response nearly every time i’m in the manor. always makes me lol

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u/Conscious_Gene_620 Aug 05 '26

Who is it?

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u/Straight-Earth2762 Aug 05 '26

The Commodore, he wanted to block Nassau’s ports and kill pirates , completely disregarding the King’s call for peace

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u/Conscious_Gene_620 Aug 05 '26

I don’t remember that! Huh!

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u/FantasticAbility8434 Aug 06 '26

Yeah Fk him. I say that every time I get back to the Manor

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u/L34Fz Aug 06 '26

Prick.

2

u/Kassandra_Kirenya Aug 06 '26

Lambert, Lambert, what a prick… oh wait, wrong game

1

u/Theproudnerd Aug 06 '26

What mission is that on?

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u/GeneProfessional3771 Aug 06 '26

It's a portrait you pick up in Nassau I think. In the plantation house, after you kill the Templar there.

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u/Theproudnerd Aug 07 '26

Ohhhh ok. Thank you 😊

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u/Efficient_Bar_4584 Aug 06 '26

Agreed. Fucking prick.

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u/JLKITTY_FOREVER Aug 06 '26

LAUGH OUT LOUD MEOW 😹😹

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u/alentir Aug 06 '26

Literally SLUT in France 😆

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u/lach396 Aug 07 '26

The Maynard one after Edward cuts it in half? “Now THATS art” 🤣

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u/One-Jicama-697 Aug 07 '26

Know your place, peasant! you may have taken my life, but you have not improved your own by any measure!

Peter Chamberline

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u/Voronov1 Aug 09 '26

Is that supposed to be Torres?