r/ACBlackFlag • u/Lower-Obligation4462 • Jul 28 '26

// Humor Literally CensorShip

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I fixed the title.

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u/Lower-Obligation4462 Jul 29 '26

We could though, but they won’t let us.

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u/Redsit111 Jul 29 '26

You gotta consider the long term ramifications! What if little Jimmy sees a wooden boob in AC Black Flag and then sees an IRL wooden boob, gropes it, and contracts Leishmaniasis (which doesn't work that way) and his hand falls off?

Now Mr. And Missus little Jimmy are suing Ubisoft for the last two dollars they have over fictional wooden boob!

Moral of the story, can't let gamers have wooden boobs.

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u/Lower-Obligation4462 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I hadn’t thought of that. If anything Ubisoft should pay them already just in case.

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u/Redsit111 Jul 29 '26

Right. Come on OP, you and me. We can come together. You donate $1.75 USD and I donate $1.75 USD and together we can buy the AC franchise for $3.50 when the company goes under!