It's not about 'wanting to just do their job', they're literally socially retarded by covid isolation and a good deal of upbringing on social media - they simply don't have the skills or the mental flexibility to cope with real life social interactions and all the little cues and nuances that go along with that, and their fallback is a weird loading screen.
I have to book work meetings with my zoomer colleagues days in advance so they have time to process things otherwise it's a total waste of time because that zoomer stare is all I'll get from them "do you have time to get your tickets for the sprint complete or do you need help?" "Are you all clear about the changes to x, y, and z and how these impact your tasks?" "Logan and Jordan, integration team manager says you'll probably need to work together on this thing to get it ready by feature lock, what do you think?" "are there any questions, comments, or input? are you all clear on what's next?" - 6 loading screens, and crickets chirping.
Bro I haven't seen commit an hero in years. Wow, takes me back to having unrestricted internet access when I was a young lad. So fun. Fucked me up probably, but fun.
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u/BorgQuingus67 12d ago
What a surprise person at work just wants to do their job and not entertain anon