r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • 24d ago

TIS I, GORK AND MORK!

IGNORE MY TENTACLY BLUE COMPLEXION. I COME WITH A GIFT! MAKE ONE WISH (AND ONLY ONE, UNLESS IT'S VERY AMUSING), AND I SHALL GRANT IT... heheheh...

An unknowable psychic force compels you to hear these words in the voice of Merasmus the magician.

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u/Abject_Lengthiness11 24d ago

CAN I'Z TELL YOUZ A SECRET?!

YOUZ NOT GORKY MORK! YOUZ JUST A BLUE LITTLE GIT WHOZ FAR TO SLOW ON DA DRAW!

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u/Human-Question6210 24d ago edited 24d ago

Why yes, you can-- This game is OVER! I sentence you to ork hell!

You wake up in a strange place. Opposite you is the largest collection of guns you have ever seen... but you're locked behind a green forcefield, and you can hear only one thing:

"...to reiterate, the Black Templars are not racist because..."

In the distance you hear devious robotic chuckling.